1 00:00:11,546 --> 00:00:14,114 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,626 (upbeat music continues) 3 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:34,669 (upbeat music continues) 4 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,879 (upbeat music continues) 5 00:00:51,553 --> 00:00:54,956 (upbeat music continues) 6 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:04,732 (upbeat music continues) 7 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:14,742 (upbeat music continues) 8 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,480 (Micki panting) 9 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:21,883 - Did you get all that? 10 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,051 - Oh, I got it. 11 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,852 And I plan on using it as evidence 12 00:01:24,886 --> 00:01:26,186 when the men in the white lab coats 13 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,422 finally come to take you home. 14 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,624 (rhythmic music) 15 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,993 - Hey, it's for science, my psychology final, 16 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:35,063 a study in the willingness for humans to engage in joy. 17 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,296 - Does it matter 18 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,431 that classes don't start till tomorrow 19 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,800 or that you haven't signed up 20 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,334 for a psych class this semester? 21 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,836 - I might take one someday. 22 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,672 Besides, be prepared, that's the Girl Scout's motto. 23 00:01:44,706 --> 00:01:46,173 - That's the Boy Scout's motto. 24 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,077 - Then what's the Girl Scout's? 25 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,745 - Eat more cookies. 26 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,013 - You know? 27 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:53,213 Can you believe how many people wouldn't dance? 28 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,682 - I know. 29 00:01:54,716 --> 00:01:57,619 It was like there was an outbreak of sanity on campus. 30 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,988 - Dance like no one is watching people! 31 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:02,690 - Says the girl that had me record said dancing. 32 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:05,359 - Dance like no one but Kate is watching, people. 33 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,929 - That'll make all the difference. 34 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,530 Ooh. - Ooh, is it in there? 35 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:10,397 - Hmm hmm. 36 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:13,034 - Oh, come on. - Aw. 37 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,604 - Hey, any chance you saw this? 38 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:19,172 - Juliet? I read everything she writes. 39 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,909 Her romance column got me through freshman year. 40 00:02:21,943 --> 00:02:24,779 - So you like this Juliet person? 41 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,981 Tell me what is she saying this time? 42 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:29,416 - Sure, there are walls between men and women, 43 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,819 but the true Romeo leaps the garden walls 44 00:02:31,853 --> 00:02:33,054 waiting for that true love, 45 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,488 the one willing to risk the blade, 46 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,390 is the only road to happiness. 47 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,926 Women, wait for the real Romeo. 48 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,161 - I love hearing those words out loud. 49 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,798 So tell me, is this bordering on genius 50 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,667 or like extreme genius? 51 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:46,701 - Oh, good grief, shameless. 52 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,002 - We will talk later. 53 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,139 - Next, you'll be signing autographs. 54 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,774 - Have my 8x10s ready to go. 55 00:02:52,807 --> 00:02:55,043 - The anonymous love guru. (phone notification beeps) 56 00:02:55,076 --> 00:02:56,911 - You should try romance, sometime. 57 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:57,979 - I did once. 58 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,114 Bobby Butler, second grade. 59 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:01,716 It was the worst half hour of my life. 60 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:04,786 I still think I have cooties. (shutters) 61 00:03:04,819 --> 00:03:06,821 I was kidding about the cooties. 62 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,822 - I've gotta go home. 63 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,222 - Is everything okay? - Yes! 64 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,559 - Dorms that way. 65 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,360 - [Micki] Home, home, I'll text you. 66 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:16,329 (light rock music) 67 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,599 - Hi! - Mom. 68 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,068 - You're back home already. 69 00:03:20,101 --> 00:03:22,136 How quickly did you go through your laundry, hmm? 70 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,203 (typewriter keys clicking) 71 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,404 You're a finalist. 72 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,007 - That's right! 73 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,876 Read it and weep, journalism world. 74 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:30,678 - The Pealy Scholarship? 75 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:32,412 That's a full ride to grad school. 76 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,346 - Really? 77 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,615 You'd think I would know that 78 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,117 since I'm the one that applied, but. 79 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,385 - Sorry, this is a lot to process. 80 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,587 Is this from your columns? 81 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,855 - I think so. 82 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,657 Professor Murrow said my articles might be enough 83 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,092 to put me over the edge. 84 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,593 - Oh, I wish... 85 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,664 You know, dad would be so proud of you. 86 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:50,598 - Me? 87 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,034 He would be so proud of you. 88 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,503 I mean, going back to school at your age. 89 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,471 - At my age? 90 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,841 - I'm not saying you're old. - Hmm hmm. 91 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:02,043 - I mean, you are ancient. (Toni laughs) 92 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,243 I'm not saying it. 93 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,414 What I'm saying is, Dad would be so proud of you. 94 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,983 - Mm, you are right about that. 95 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,152 He had the gift of encouragement. (chuckles) 96 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:13,588 - Well, you two were the perfect pair. 97 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,923 - Mm. (murmurs) 98 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:18,526 - Hold up, mom, is this your textbook? 99 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,761 - Yeah. 100 00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:21,195 - My gosh, he would not have encouraged this. 101 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:22,597 You already read the whole thing? 102 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:23,831 - Ah huh. 103 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:25,398 - Classes don't even start until tomorrow. 104 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,301 - I believe in the Girl Scout motto, be prepared. 105 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,670 - That's the Boy Scouts motto. 106 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,072 - What's the Girl Scout motto? 107 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,740 - Always store your Thin Mints in the freezer. 108 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:35,743 - Ooh, practical, those Girl Scouts. 109 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:36,744 - But mom, seriously? 110 00:04:36,778 --> 00:04:38,179 You have to loosen up. 111 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:40,380 You're gonna be among my people tomorrow 112 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,849 and we do not read entire textbooks 113 00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:43,350 before the start of the semester. 114 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,685 - Oh really, what do you do? 115 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,053 - Live life. 116 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:47,188 Like YOLO, mom. 117 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:48,355 - What is YOLO? 118 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,289 - You something something. 119 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,259 You only laugh out... 120 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,262 You know, the point is, you have to start living life. 121 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,630 It's expected of all college students. 122 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,598 - I live life. 123 00:04:57,632 --> 00:05:00,400 - Color-coordinated, schedule down to the details 124 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,335 and neatly stacked in rows. 125 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:03,738 - The good life. 126 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,706 - Mother, make me proud. 127 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,307 Promise me that tomorrow, 128 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,278 you will do one wild and crazy thing. 129 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,646 - Oh, wild and crazy? 130 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,214 Like your freshman year? 131 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:15,249 - Yeah, not that crazy. 132 00:05:15,283 --> 00:05:17,084 And I paid back the bail money. 133 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:22,123 - So what does my wild and wise daughter want me to do? 134 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:26,294 - Hmm, I don't know. 135 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,695 The universe will tell you. 136 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:28,930 - Oh, dear. 137 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:31,098 - Just wait for your moment and go with it. 138 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:32,667 But you have to promise me 139 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,736 that you will do this one wild and crazy thing. 140 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:38,072 - If I promise 141 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,374 to do one crazy thing, 142 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:44,145 do you promise to do one sensible thing? 143 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,247 - Done? - Oh? 144 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,883 - I always bring my laundry home to to you. 145 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,417 - (laughing) Touche. 146 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,855 (light upbeat music) 147 00:05:53,888 --> 00:05:54,689 - It's adorable. 148 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,890 After all this time, 149 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,058 she still lights up when talking about him. 150 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,893 - You think she'll ever find someone else? 151 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,128 I pity the fool who tries to fill his shoes. 152 00:06:01,162 --> 00:06:02,663 He completed her. 153 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:05,666 - Are you quoting a romance movie or is that the A-Team? 154 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,002 - I was thinking of the line from the Silmarillion. 155 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,203 All have their worth 156 00:06:09,237 --> 00:06:10,738 and each contributes to the worth of others. 157 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,106 - Right, 158 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,508 'cause haven't we all memorized the Cinnamonroll-ian? 159 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,010 - Sorry for eavesdropping, 160 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,212 but that quotes from The Two Towers, not the Silmarillion. 161 00:06:18,246 --> 00:06:21,649 - Ooh, strange boy come to mansplain Tolkien to Micki? 162 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,351 And I have a front row seat! 163 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,919 - Kate! 164 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,955 - She knows everything there is to know about the Inkers. 165 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:29,323 - Inklings. 166 00:06:29,357 --> 00:06:30,858 - Lewis, Tolkien and Williams. 167 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:32,860 - And Barfield, Dyson, Harvard and Lewis. 168 00:06:32,894 --> 00:06:34,427 - Yeah, she already said Lewis. 169 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,663 - Likely referring to CS. 170 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,231 I'm including his brother Warren. 171 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:38,666 - Well, don't forget Dorothy Sayers. 172 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,134 - Sayers was not an official member. 173 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,903 - Only because she was a woman. 174 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:42,837 - I'll give you that. 175 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,705 - Ooh, he'll give you that. 176 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,774 Hey, follow through and give her your number. 177 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,276 - Kate? 178 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:49,710 - I'm Noah. 179 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,045 - She's Micki Sayers. 180 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,546 - No relation to Dorothy. 181 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,748 - Too bad. 182 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,482 You might have been eligible for the Inkers. 183 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,051 (light midtempo music) 184 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,719 (ladies laughing) 185 00:06:58,753 --> 00:07:01,889 (light midtempo music) 186 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,095 - Can I help you? 187 00:07:08,129 --> 00:07:10,131 - Morrison, 325. 188 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:12,366 The numbers don't seem to go in order here. 189 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,535 - I think the idea is to train the students 190 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,405 to follow their instincts and not trust their minds. 191 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,040 - Interesting academic technique. 192 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:21,575 - Making foolishness out of the world's wisdom. 193 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,145 At least that's what we tell ourselves when we goof. 194 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:27,648 325 is on the second floor. 195 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:30,918 - 300's are on the second floor, below the 200s? 196 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:34,055 - Something about the first shall be last, maybe. 197 00:07:35,089 --> 00:07:36,691 Keeping the 300s humble. 198 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:40,161 I can show you, if you like. 199 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:41,796 - No, thanks, I got it. - Okay. 200 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,132 (light instrumental music) 201 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,734 - One crazy thing, right? 202 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,069 Hold up. 203 00:07:48,102 --> 00:07:50,204 I would love an escort. 204 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:54,342 (light instrumental music) 205 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,776 - [Oscar] That may be heretical. 206 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:58,279 - Good thing my dental insurance covers orthodoxy. 207 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,613 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 208 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,815 No, no, no, no, no. 209 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,416 You do not get to make a joke that bad. 210 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,185 - Oh, girls just wanna have pun. (laughing) 211 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,187 - Oh, I have been warned. 212 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,555 (both laughing) 213 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,324 So do you work here, as well? 214 00:08:10,358 --> 00:08:11,959 - No, I'm... 215 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:13,594 No. 216 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,096 - It's too bad. 217 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:17,665 I was kind of hoping to see you around campus a bit more. 218 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,333 - Oh, no, I'll be, I mean, 219 00:08:20,468 --> 00:08:23,371 I don't technically work for the university, 220 00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:24,839 a gun for hire. 221 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,007 I'm a consultant. - Really? 222 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,309 - Hmm hmm, evaluator. 223 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:32,046 I evaluate classes, professors for the school, 224 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:35,683 I evaluate things and give my evaluations to the school. 225 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,018 - I see. 226 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:38,753 - Hmm. - Well this is awkward. 227 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,088 - Oh, sorry. 228 00:08:41,122 --> 00:08:42,423 You're a professor. 229 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:43,557 Of course. 230 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,059 - Not just a professor. 231 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,295 Apparently, the one you're going to be evaluating. 232 00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:49,397 It's my class. 233 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:51,866 This will be fun. 234 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,434 (students faintly chattering) 235 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,802 - Won't it though? 236 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,704 (students faintly chattering) 237 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,571 Eh. 238 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,542 - No way, why did you lie? 239 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:04,145 - My demon spawn told me to. 240 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:06,213 - (laughing) I told you to do something crazy, 241 00:09:06,247 --> 00:09:07,548 not crazy stupid. 242 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,352 - So how cute is he? 243 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,154 - Kate! - What? 244 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:14,655 We were all thinking it. 245 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:18,292 - What did he say when he found out you were a student? 246 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,727 - He didn't. 247 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,629 When he called "Toni Sayers" taking attendance, 248 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,364 I just kept my mouth shut. 249 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:26,934 - Uh, so what does he think your name is? 250 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:27,768 - Betty White. 251 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,171 What? 252 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:32,139 It was the first thing to pop into my head. 253 00:09:32,173 --> 00:09:35,142 I told him my parents were Golden Girls fans. 254 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:37,745 - Mom, we need to give you lying lessons. 255 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,913 Not that I've ever lied. 256 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,347 - Says, Juliet. 257 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,416 Speaking of romance. - It's not a romance. 258 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:43,851 - Micki met a boy. 259 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,386 - Wait, you met a boy? 260 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,987 - And now it's time to hit the books. 261 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,956 Never too early to get a running start. 262 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,659 (Micki clears throat) 263 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,361 (pensive music) 264 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,101 - I'm writing a letter to the editor, 265 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:02,470 or at least a strongly emoji'ed text. 266 00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:04,004 - What's got your hair in a knot? 267 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,340 - Did you see the romance column today? 268 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,375 - There isn't a romance column today. 269 00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:09,477 - Back page. 270 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,680 (air whooshing) 271 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:16,217 (typewriter keys clicking) 272 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,719 - Why should we leap over walls put up by women 273 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,988 as a test of romantic ideals? 274 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,923 Men, can you think of a single woman 275 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,825 worth playing these kinds of games for? 276 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:27,294 Here's an idea, Juliet. 277 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,396 Tear down this wall. 278 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,899 Ah! (pensive music) 279 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:32,733 (phone notification clicking) 280 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,335 - Good response, Addie. 281 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,704 15 is exactly correct. 282 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,173 Note that when responding to a child, 283 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,943 you repeat the correct answer in your response. 284 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:45,614 Shall we try another mock trial? 285 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,649 Kate? (phone notification beeps) 286 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,485 If you have $5 and you ask your father 287 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,154 for five more dollars, 288 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:54,822 how many dollars do you have? 289 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:55,656 - $5. 290 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,693 - I'm sorry, you don't seem to understand your math. 291 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,796 - You don't seem to understand my father. 292 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,499 (Hugo laughing) 293 00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:13,207 (phone vibrating) (cat yelping) 294 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,075 - It's a gif. 295 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,611 Of a cat jumping off a bed. 296 00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:19,880 Badly, Kate, trying to say hang in there. 297 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:21,516 - You shouldn't take this personally. 298 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,250 - But I love taking things personally. 299 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:26,954 Besides, his column is a point-on-point attack against mine. 300 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,722 - Healthy debate in print is a good thing. 301 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,158 It's one of the positives of the news media. 302 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,161 - I'll just trash his sanctimonious butt in my next column. 303 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,963 - And that's one of the negatives. 304 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,532 Just focus on being you. 305 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,400 - I'll try. 306 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,935 - Oh, another piece of news, 307 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,606 there are two finalists for the Pealy scholarship. 308 00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:45,507 - I knew that. 309 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:46,508 Who's the other one? 310 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:51,345 You have got to be kidding me. 311 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,947 Who is this guy? 312 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,448 - You're gonna find out soon enough. 313 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,351 The Pealy committee has asked me to arrange a debate 314 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,019 between the two of you. 315 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:00,921 - Debate? On what? 316 00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,957 - Focus of your columns. 317 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,725 Romance. 318 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,961 You get to express your ideas out in public. 319 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,631 It's sort of a tiebreaker for the scholarship. 320 00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:10,464 - When? 321 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,266 - Last week of October. 322 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,068 I've set up a way for you two 323 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,470 to come out from behind your bylines, 324 00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:20,609 so-to-speak, and to discuss and agree on the debate rules. 325 00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,276 - Knives or guns? 326 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,679 (phone vibrates) (dog howls) 327 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:25,946 Dog. 328 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:30,217 Also trying to hang in there. (dog howling) 329 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:32,721 - Professor Lutton? - Ah, Rose. 330 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,624 A flower by any other name would smell just as sweet. 331 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:38,392 - Rose? - From the Golden Girls. 332 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,927 Betty White's character? 333 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,161 - Ye... 334 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,464 - The actress you were named for. 335 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,600 - Oh, right, Betty White. 336 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,534 That's me. 337 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:47,835 - What brings you to my office? 338 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:51,772 - Well, I had a question on the text from class. 339 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,140 Niebuhr is quoted as saying- 340 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,408 - Just outta curiosity, 341 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,443 how many of these course observations 342 00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:58,078 are you going to be doing? 343 00:12:58,112 --> 00:12:59,213 It's been two weeks. 344 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,649 - All semester. 345 00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:02,182 My company's very thorough. 346 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,851 - I guess so. (laughing) 347 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,588 - Sorry to interrupt, Oscar, meeting's been moved to four. 348 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:07,988 - Thanks. - Hey! 349 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:11,425 Sorry, I don't think we've met. 350 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,762 Jim Marcus, ancient languages. 351 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,563 - I'm- - Catherine Hepburn. 352 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:17,197 She's on our Title IX team. 353 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,701 We're just going over some stats for the meeting. 354 00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:23,304 - I've spotted the loons. 355 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,340 - Jim's a great guy, 356 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,009 but he really hates class evaluators 357 00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:31,412 and I wanted him to like you. 358 00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:33,648 (light instrumental music) 359 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,582 - Okay. 360 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,983 (light instrumental music) 361 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,285 - Good slam, but make it less direct. 362 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:41,955 One might say romance is dead if one's heart were dead. 363 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,792 - Ooh, yeah, that's better. 364 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,029 - (clears throat) When winter comes, 365 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:52,534 the winter wild that hill and wood shall slay. 366 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,068 When trees shall fall 367 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:57,471 and starless night devour the sunless day. 368 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:59,708 When wind is in the deadly east, 369 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:00,974 then in the bitter rain, 370 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,444 I'll look for the and call to thee. 371 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,680 I'll come to thee again. 372 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,247 - Call 911. 373 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,049 I think he's having a stroke. 374 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,552 - It's not a stroke. 375 00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:12,554 It's the song of the Ents from Lord of the Rings. 376 00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:13,921 - Call 911. 377 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,856 I think he's having a nerd stroke. 378 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,893 - When winter comes and singing ends, 379 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,029 when darkness falls at last, 380 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,698 when broken is the bear and bow 381 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,233 and light and labor passed, 382 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,402 I'll look for thee and wait for thee 383 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,270 until we meet again. 384 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,842 Together we will take the road beneath the bitter rain. 385 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,210 - Maybe I'm the one having a stroke. 386 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,911 - Tuesday night, 7:00 PM? 387 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,514 - [Micki] I'll check my calendar. 388 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,318 (Micki exclaims) 389 00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,888 - Wasn't that the cutest little nerd thing? 390 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,490 - You're just jealous. 391 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,358 - What's Evlish for "not?" 392 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:54,061 (upbeat music) 393 00:14:57,866 --> 00:14:59,933 - Monkey's butt. - Rebuttal? 394 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,002 - [Micki] Yep, rebuttal is three minutes. 395 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,639 - I guess that makes sense in a sick sort of way. 396 00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:06,508 Is that a giraffe? 397 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:09,042 - Duh. - Playing golf. 398 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:09,878 - No, giraffe. 399 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:10,712 How long is his neck? 400 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:11,979 How long do we speak? 401 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,848 And golf, because golfers say? 402 00:15:13,882 --> 00:15:15,315 - Fore. - Fore! 403 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,318 - Four minutes, you couldn't have made a list like a person? 404 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,321 - Ew, that sounds so normal. 405 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,056 - Is that an elephant? 406 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,659 - Huh, no, that one's just for fun. 407 00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:26,493 I want Romeo to like teeter on the edge of bit, 408 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,061 trying to guess what the heck it means. 409 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,697 (both laughing) 410 00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:31,064 And he's late. 411 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,267 Noah. 412 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,134 Hi. 413 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,574 - Micki. Kate. 414 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,975 - Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 415 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,878 - Sorry, I haven't responded yet, it's just- 416 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:45,713 - No, don't worry. 417 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,147 Busy, I know. 418 00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:50,317 Both right? So maybe later. 419 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,854 - Yeah. Yeah, I'll text you. 420 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:53,688 Text you back. 421 00:15:53,721 --> 00:15:54,756 - Right, right. 422 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,323 So uh. 423 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,424 Go, gotta go. 424 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,326 - Yeah, you gotta go. 425 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,428 - You cannot toy with that boy. 426 00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:03,130 He has got it bad. 427 00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:07,434 - Still, work before pleasure. - Hmm. 428 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,304 - [Micki] Let's give this Not Your Romeo, his poison first. 429 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,639 - You gotta make time for love, babe. 430 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:12,507 You know where I learned that? 431 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,007 - Hmm? - Your column. 432 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,743 - Oh, you've read my column? 433 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:18,078 - No, I'm waiting for the movie. 434 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,247 - [Hugo] Um, hello? 435 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,348 - About time. 436 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,750 You're Romeo? 437 00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:24,752 - No, I'm Hugo. 438 00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:27,956 - I mean, do you write the column, Not Your Romeo? 439 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,490 - Yeah, that's me. 440 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:30,558 I write that. 441 00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:32,594 I'm the Not Your Romeo guy. 442 00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:35,395 - Oh, you are in my Elementary Ed class. 443 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,264 - Yeah, that's you, right? 444 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,499 I'm Hugo. 445 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,133 - Yeah, I got that the first time. 446 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,769 - I uh... 447 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:43,470 I play lacrosse. 448 00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,005 - No kidding. 449 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,708 I always wondered how do you get the stick up in the air 450 00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:48,843 when your knuckles are dragging on the ground? 451 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,513 - (chuckles) Nevermind. 452 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:54,883 Okay, Romeo, let's come to an agreement on debate rules. 453 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,020 (curious music) 454 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,061 (curious music continues) 455 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,496 - The guy's a complete moron. 456 00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,031 I don't think he can string enough words together 457 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,801 to write his own name, let alone a whole column. 458 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,670 - [Kate] It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. 459 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,804 - Kate is right. 460 00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:17,839 Don't underestimate him. 461 00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,641 Still waters run deep. 462 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,976 - I'm gonna mop the floor with those still waters. 463 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,811 - Is that really the right attitude to have? 464 00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:24,846 - Absolutely. 465 00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,514 - He is another human being. 466 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:30,552 - Please, sorry, I'm stuck on the image of Mick mopping, 467 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:33,153 let alone cleaning anything. 468 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,321 - He's stealing my scholarship. 469 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,524 - It is not your scholarship. 470 00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,392 - Can you mop our dorm room with him? 471 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,060 The floor is sticky. 472 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,061 - Remember our rule. 473 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,162 If you're gonna be mom, 474 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,731 you can't study with us. - Okay, okay. 475 00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:46,266 - Unless being mom means bringing homemade snacks. 476 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,770 Oh, cookie score. 477 00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:51,238 - Why such the bookworm? 478 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,676 - Stupid professor gave me a B on my last paper. 479 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,376 - So sorry. - Sorry? 480 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,912 What's wrong with a B ? 481 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,814 - [Mick And Mom] It's not an A. 482 00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:00,915 - Right. My bad. 483 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,384 (upbeat music) 484 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,427 (upbeat music continues) 485 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,361 - Professor Lutton? 486 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,931 - Ah, the intrepid examiner. 487 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,198 You know you had me worried back there. 488 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,734 You take copious notes. 489 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,536 - The topic is fascinating. 490 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:23,437 - And the delivery? 491 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,371 - Noteworthy. 492 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,774 - What can I do for you today? 493 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,810 - Well, I, I, I ran into one of the other students 494 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:31,079 from our class, Toni Sayers? 495 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,313 - You need to tell Toni to come to class. 496 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,215 Participation is part of her grade. 497 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,483 - I will pass that along. 498 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,686 Anyway, she was saying that you put a note 499 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,121 on one of her essays to ask you 500 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,991 about a poster for an academic fair. 501 00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:44,224 - I said that? - Hmm hmm. 502 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,660 - Hmm, must have been a good essay. 503 00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,260 What grade did I give her? - An A. 504 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,229 Not sure why it wasn't an A , to be honest. 505 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,699 - We don't give A 's at this institution. 506 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,634 - Oh, right, of course. 507 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,468 So about the academic fair- 508 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,970 - Now, Betty, you know, 509 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,171 I can't talk to you about another student's work. 510 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,373 - Oh. - FERPA. 511 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,240 - Oh, right. 512 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,210 - Oh, Dr. Johnson, I'll be out in a second. 513 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,913 Oh, have you met Audrey Hepburn? 514 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,715 She's on the Title IX team. 515 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,316 - Audrey Hepburn? 516 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,619 - Her parents were big Sabrina fans. 517 00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:14,122 - Okay. - Yeah, big Sabrina fans. 518 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,390 Really into teenage witches. 519 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,126 - Teenage witches? 520 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,863 - Which is clearly a show that Audrey Hepburn was not in. 521 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,866 - [Dr. Johnson] Okay. 522 00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,934 - You told the other guy my name was Catherine Hepburn. 523 00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:27,769 - I did? 524 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:28,970 Oh, sorry. 525 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,605 I can't keep my Hepburn's straight. 526 00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:33,340 Hey, it's not easy keeping up a false identity. 527 00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,544 - Tell me about it. 528 00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:41,582 (reflective music) (Toni sighs) 529 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:44,752 (dart thuds) 530 00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:45,953 (lips trilling) 531 00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:47,220 - [Hugo] Just relax your shoulders. 532 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,691 - You don't sneak up on a woman with a bow! 533 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,126 - Yeah, good advice. 534 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,028 - What are you doing here? 535 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,698 - I just, I wanted to know something. 536 00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:58,432 You never seem to wanna speak to me. 537 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,667 Why? 538 00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:02,302 - Are you kidding, Not Your Romeo? 539 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,871 What would we talk about? 540 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:04,806 - We can talk about stuff. 541 00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:06,239 What do you wanna talk about? 542 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,042 - I don't know. 543 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:11,979 Art, poetry, beauty, things you wouldn't understand. 544 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:12,814 - Beauty, huh? 545 00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:17,585 I get that I'm not one for art or poetry, 546 00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:20,253 but that doesn't mean I don't know anything about beauty. 547 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,122 May I? 548 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,597 (classical reflective music) For me, it's in nature. 549 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,065 (classical reflective music continues) 550 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,835 One morning, I was out in the woods, 551 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,336 the sun barely up, 552 00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:41,441 and there was like this mist covering the ground. 553 00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:44,612 I sat at the base of a tree. 554 00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:50,618 Maybe an hour, I don't know. (chuckles) 555 00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:52,086 I lose track of time out there. 556 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,590 (classical reflective music) 557 00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:57,925 (Hugo sighs) 558 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,994 I feel him before I see him, 559 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:02,130 this deer, 560 00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:04,364 buck, 561 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,034 coming out of the trees. 562 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:09,971 Antlers at full growth. 563 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:16,276 Muscle thick, tall, majestic. (reflective music) 564 00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:18,813 It's just me and him. 565 00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:22,016 No other sounds. 566 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:24,384 (reflective music) 567 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,787 We make eye contact. 568 00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:30,390 It's like the hush of God's presence. 569 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:32,894 Peace. 570 00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:35,997 Electricity. 571 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:38,331 (reflective music) 572 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,567 Me knowing that deer. 573 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,236 And him knowing me. 574 00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:46,140 A moment outta time. 575 00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:50,044 One shot. (suspenseful music) 576 00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:52,445 (dart thuds) Straight to the heart. 577 00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:55,683 That? 578 00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:56,684 That is beauty. 579 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,288 - So don't take this the wrong way, 580 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:05,126 but you are a horrible, horrible human being. 581 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:08,361 - (scoffs) Is there a right way to take that? 582 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,230 Here. 583 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:11,599 Just relax your shoulders. 584 00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:12,700 You'll do just fine. 585 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,206 (car engine starts) 586 00:22:18,239 --> 00:22:20,373 (midtempo instrumental music) 587 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,610 - I never grow tired of that story. 588 00:22:22,643 --> 00:22:24,779 - Have you ever seen the original TV movie? 589 00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:25,847 - No, I haven't. 590 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,048 I've read the book though. 591 00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:28,149 - [Both] "A Grief Observed." 592 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,317 - Yeah, that's right. 593 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,284 That's right. 594 00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:31,519 I tried to reread it though. 595 00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:33,386 I can't get through it without crying. 596 00:22:34,622 --> 00:22:36,290 - I'm not sure I get it. 597 00:22:36,324 --> 00:22:38,092 I mean, intellectually sure. 598 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,628 But from a life standpoint, 599 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,199 I guess I'm too young or haven't lost enough. 600 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,569 - I thought I could describe a state. 601 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:49,871 Make a map of sorrow. 602 00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:55,042 Sorrow, however, turns out not to be a state but a process. 603 00:22:55,076 --> 00:22:56,611 - Whoa. 604 00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:58,478 Sounds like you understand. 605 00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,281 - Not understand, 606 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:01,315 but I do get it. 607 00:23:04,118 --> 00:23:04,952 - Who? 608 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,054 - My dad. 609 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,291 I was nine. (somber music) 610 00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:11,158 - Sorry. 611 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,761 How'd you deal? 612 00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:16,764 - Not all that different from Lewis, 613 00:23:16,797 --> 00:23:19,033 and dealing with the death of his wife. 614 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,002 I was angry for a long time. 615 00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:22,937 - At? 616 00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,874 - God (laughs), I guess. 617 00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:29,377 I mean, who else can you blame for cancer? 618 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,346 But like Lewis said, it's a process. 619 00:23:33,214 --> 00:23:34,782 - Do you miss him? 620 00:23:34,815 --> 00:23:36,449 Sorry, stupid question. 621 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,286 - (chuckles) No, no, no, it's okay. 622 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,854 I mean, of course, I do. 623 00:23:39,887 --> 00:23:41,188 He was perfect. 624 00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:42,690 Him and my mom (sighs), 625 00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:45,192 if only someday day I can find half of what they had. 626 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,763 - I've never really had my faith tested. 627 00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:50,197 Stable home. 628 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:51,832 No desire to go all prodigal. 629 00:23:54,201 --> 00:23:56,469 Wonder how I'll do when the testing comes? 630 00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:57,338 - You'll do fine. 631 00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:00,875 Okay, let's talk about something else. 632 00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:03,744 - What, depression and grief isn't romantic enough for you? 633 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:06,180 - Oh, I'll bring that up in the debate. 634 00:24:06,213 --> 00:24:08,215 - Let's not talk about the debate. 635 00:24:08,249 --> 00:24:09,784 - What do you wanna talk about? 636 00:24:10,685 --> 00:24:12,219 - Nothing. (gentle music) 637 00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:13,087 Let's just walk. 638 00:24:14,055 --> 00:24:15,089 - Yeah. 639 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,489 Sounds perfect. 640 00:24:16,524 --> 00:24:19,492 (gentle music) 641 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:22,863 (midtempo upbeat music) 642 00:24:23,998 --> 00:24:25,132 - I'm surprised to see you awake at all. 643 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,600 What time did you sneak in? 644 00:24:26,634 --> 00:24:28,102 - Not that late. 645 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:30,638 - And do I want to know what the two of you were doing? 646 00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:32,139 - Talking. - Hmm. 647 00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:33,274 - I would say, just talking. 648 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,176 But man, we went deep. 649 00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:36,410 - You've been seeing each other 650 00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:38,312 for about three weeks every night. 651 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:41,248 And all he's interested in doing is talking? 652 00:24:41,282 --> 00:24:42,817 - I'm not saying that. 653 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,785 I will say he's been the perfect gentleman. 654 00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:46,020 - Mm. 655 00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:47,221 - You should have taken Lit and Culture with me. 656 00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:48,322 - Why, is it good? 657 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,091 - She's making us read Electra. 658 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,559 - (gasps) Oh, I love Electra. 659 00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:54,195 - I know, hence me wanting you there, to copy your notes. 660 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,129 - Electra rocks. 661 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,364 She really knew what she wanted. 662 00:24:56,397 --> 00:24:57,598 - She killed her mother. 663 00:24:57,631 --> 00:24:59,834 - Well, we don't all have mothers like yours. 664 00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:00,668 - Excuse me. 665 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,671 - Well, if it isn't the romance killer. 666 00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:05,473 - [Kate] Deer killer. 667 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:06,741 - [Hugo] I come unarmed. 668 00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:08,809 - And what did you come for? 669 00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,044 - A truce. 670 00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:12,279 I was hoping this debate thing could, you know, 671 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:13,447 not come between us all? 672 00:25:13,481 --> 00:25:14,782 - There's a between us all? 673 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:16,150 I didn't know that. 674 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,952 - Hugo, dear boy, 675 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,453 you can't blast me from the paper 676 00:25:19,487 --> 00:25:21,689 and expect it not to reverberate to real life. 677 00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,124 - The internet has given too many people 678 00:25:23,157 --> 00:25:24,558 a sense of anonymity. 679 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:26,360 Life is life, dude. 680 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,362 - But uh. - Spit it out. 681 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,364 - You publish your column from a fake name. 682 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:32,700 So anonymity? (whistles) 683 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:34,435 - The boy makes his mark. 684 00:25:34,468 --> 00:25:36,670 - Good point. Good point. 685 00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:38,739 Okay, then, let's go public. 686 00:25:41,108 --> 00:25:43,878 Attention please for an important announcement. 687 00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:48,015 The mysterious columnist, Juliet, is me. 688 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:49,683 And Not Your Romeo is none other 689 00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:52,953 than our dear friend, Hugo. 690 00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:56,924 Next month we'll be debating our points of view on romance. 691 00:25:56,957 --> 00:25:58,893 But for your viewing pleasure, 692 00:25:58,926 --> 00:26:01,028 we'll give you a preview of it now. 693 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:02,196 Hugo. - Yeah, go on. 694 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,365 - What, no, I'm- - Chicken? 695 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:06,600 Afraid to be exposed for the fraud that you are? 696 00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:08,202 Let's have at it. 697 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,603 As you all know, 698 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:12,173 Romeo has declared that romantic love is a waste of time. 699 00:26:12,206 --> 00:26:13,874 - I never, I mean in context- 700 00:26:13,908 --> 00:26:15,476 - That's Shakespeare, Austen, Shelly, 701 00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,244 and Keats are all hogwash. 702 00:26:17,278 --> 00:26:18,547 His opinion. 703 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:20,948 Does science take his side? 704 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:24,118 Is Romeo aware that simply reading romance lowers stress, 705 00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:25,986 decreases the chance of heart failure 706 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,456 and increases brain function? 707 00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,491 - I, I didn't know that. 708 00:26:30,525 --> 00:26:33,562 - Hmm, so what do you know, Romeo? 709 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,396 Why are you so afraid of romance? 710 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,765 Because it's a confidence boost for women? 711 00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:39,568 Are you afraid of confident women? 712 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:43,270 I can list the benefits of romantic love all day. 713 00:26:43,304 --> 00:26:45,005 Can you give me one negative? 714 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:47,341 - I don't wanna do this. 715 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:49,210 - Just give it a shot. 716 00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:53,114 - Um, Plato. - What about Plato? 717 00:26:53,147 --> 00:26:56,585 - He thought that romantic love was, well, horrific 718 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,219 and what it made people do. 719 00:26:58,252 --> 00:27:00,321 - So your argument is that Plato doesn't like love? 720 00:27:00,354 --> 00:27:02,189 - Well no, he did. - Did or didn't? 721 00:27:02,223 --> 00:27:03,190 Make up your mind. 722 00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:07,461 - He did like love, just not romantic love. 723 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:10,931 For him, brotherly love was more ideal. 724 00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:12,399 - Hmm. 725 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,503 Well it sounds like poor Plato got friend zoned too much. 726 00:27:14,536 --> 00:27:16,036 He couldn't get a girlfriend. 727 00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:18,405 So he decided love without romance was the real deal. 728 00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:19,240 What about you? 729 00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:20,542 Friend zoned too much? 730 00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:22,443 Is that why you're so bitter towards women? 731 00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,145 - Micki, come on. (suspenseful music) 732 00:27:24,178 --> 00:27:25,913 - Now that we've exposed Not Your Romeo, 733 00:27:25,946 --> 00:27:27,481 let's really expose him. 734 00:27:27,516 --> 00:27:29,250 Have a girlfriend, Hugo? 735 00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:30,818 Ever have a girlfriend? 736 00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,187 Ever talk to a girl? Hmm? 737 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:36,157 (suspenseful music) 738 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,125 Just as I thought. 739 00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:40,461 Repression is not a good basis for an opinion! 740 00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:44,365 This debate is gonna be a whole lot easier than I thought. 741 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,200 - I don't think you had to be so personal. 742 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,503 - Oh, everything is personal in love and war. 743 00:27:48,537 --> 00:27:49,904 - Felt a bit more like war. 744 00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:52,907 Who are you looking at? 745 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:54,875 - Noah, he's gone. 746 00:27:56,477 --> 00:27:57,311 Oh, well. 747 00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:02,183 (playful music) 748 00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:06,453 - Prof, you said you need to see me? 749 00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:08,088 - Oh, Betty, glad you could make it. 750 00:28:08,122 --> 00:28:09,624 Look who's come for a visit. 751 00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:11,225 (playful music) 752 00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:12,927 - Yeah. - Dr. Linda West. 753 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,895 The Dr. Linda West, 754 00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:17,798 President of the ECEEA. 755 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,066 - The uh? 756 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:22,403 - East Coast Educational Evaluators Association. 757 00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:24,539 Your accreditor. (playful music) 758 00:28:24,573 --> 00:28:28,742 - Right, the old ECAE... 759 00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,244 A. (playful music) 760 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:32,713 Dr. West, I don't think we've ever officially met. 761 00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:35,650 - I don't think we have. 762 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:38,919 And there's a very good reason for that. 763 00:28:38,953 --> 00:28:40,387 - Yes, there is. 764 00:28:40,421 --> 00:28:44,358 - I was just elected. (laughing) 765 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,027 I have not been able to visit your chapter. 766 00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:48,162 I am so sorry. 767 00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:49,396 - Oh right, sure. 768 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,965 Of course, that is why we haven't met. 769 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:51,799 - Hmm. 770 00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,868 What chapter are you from? 771 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:57,871 - Oh, you know the one that covers this area? 772 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,374 - Bloom's Pedagogical Division 773 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:04,979 or the Kentucky Accurate Assessment Association? 774 00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,981 - That first one, the Blooms thing. 775 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,617 - Oh, good. 776 00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:11,586 We have so much to talk about. 777 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,020 - Oh, oh, yummy. 778 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:15,523 - All this insider talk is making me feel lost. 779 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,157 - We do not wanna make you feel left out. 780 00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:18,892 So why don't we talk about something else? 781 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,127 - No, no, no, no. 782 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,396 I enjoy seeing you in your environment. 783 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:25,032 Please, make yourselves comfortable. 784 00:29:25,065 --> 00:29:28,335 (playful music) 785 00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:29,638 - She said if we needed an ice cream break, 786 00:29:29,671 --> 00:29:31,138 she picked up something from the store. 787 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:32,072 - How much did she get? (phone notification beeps) 788 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:33,608 - Well, she says all of it. 789 00:29:33,642 --> 00:29:35,809 - What flavors did she get? - What flavors did she get? 790 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,478 (phone notification beeps) 791 00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:39,547 Well, she says all of them. 792 00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:41,015 - Must have been a rough afternoon. 793 00:29:41,048 --> 00:29:42,751 - Yeah, or something. (phone notification beeps) 794 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,052 - Hey, girls aren't allowed on this floor past- 795 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:45,953 - How dare you! 796 00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:47,454 That is so offensive. 797 00:29:47,488 --> 00:29:48,690 I'm not a girl. - I, I- 798 00:29:48,723 --> 00:29:49,691 - I'm a woman. - I, I- 799 00:29:49,724 --> 00:29:51,292 - Shame! Shame! 800 00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:54,395 - Wha, I gotta go. 801 00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,364 - He does have a point. 802 00:29:57,398 --> 00:29:58,432 It is after 11. 803 00:29:58,465 --> 00:29:59,668 - Well, yeah, I know, 804 00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,468 but I wanna celebrate our victory over Romeo. 805 00:30:01,503 --> 00:30:03,137 And I want Noah in on the celebration. 806 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,773 - You just want Noah so you can- 807 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:05,839 - Oh no, no, no, no, don't say it. 808 00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,441 Or no ice cream for you. 809 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:08,942 - Lips sealed. 810 00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:11,780 But I do think you went a little overboard with Hugo. 811 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,314 - Yeah, I know. 812 00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:14,882 I kind of got caught in the moment and went all stupid. 813 00:30:14,915 --> 00:30:16,483 But I'll apologize to him next time I see him. 814 00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:18,986 But party first, apology second. 815 00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:20,522 - Think your boy toy could have met us someplace 816 00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:21,922 a little less disgusting? 817 00:30:21,955 --> 00:30:23,490 - Well, he hasn't answered any of my texts. 818 00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:25,459 So the mountain has come to him. 819 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:26,293 Wait, wait, hold on. 820 00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:27,227 I think this is it. 821 00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:29,330 - What are you doing here? 822 00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:30,130 Girls aren't allowed on the floor. 823 00:30:30,164 --> 00:30:31,633 - Not a girl, woman. 824 00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:33,735 Yeah, that covers it, shame, whatever. 825 00:30:33,768 --> 00:30:35,369 - We are here to celebrate. 826 00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:36,671 - Celebrate what? 827 00:30:36,705 --> 00:30:38,138 - My victory today. 828 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,641 - You mean when you embarrassed that guy 829 00:30:39,674 --> 00:30:41,208 in front of the whole campus? 830 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,476 Was that fun? 831 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,778 - Fun? - To hurt someone? 832 00:30:43,812 --> 00:30:45,580 He didn't ask to be treated like that. 833 00:30:45,613 --> 00:30:47,114 I don't feel like having this conversation. 834 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:48,349 Please, go. 835 00:30:48,382 --> 00:30:49,483 - No, I'm not going until we talk this out. 836 00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:51,018 - Hey, I have an idea. 837 00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:53,153 How about we talk this out a little more out of sight? 838 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:54,723 - Don't go in there. 839 00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:56,223 - Oh, don't tell me you have a girl in your room? 840 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:59,159 - I just got done talking about not girl woman thing. 841 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,195 How are we supposed to make progress whe- 842 00:31:01,228 --> 00:31:04,031 Uh, either he does have a girl in his room 843 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:06,867 or that pile of clothes is possessed. 844 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,603 - Noah? 845 00:31:08,636 --> 00:31:10,170 - That's not a girl. 846 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:11,438 It's my roommate. 847 00:31:11,472 --> 00:31:13,440 - Then why is he hiding? 848 00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:15,643 - Crap, I wish it was a girl. 849 00:31:16,811 --> 00:31:19,748 Hugo, come out, come out wherever you are. 850 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,851 - Your roommates with Romeo? 851 00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:26,621 - Oh, I think it's a little worse than that. 852 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:30,057 You wanna know why Hugo is so poor at the debate? 853 00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:31,258 He's not our guy. 854 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:33,927 - This is another Romeo column. 855 00:31:34,763 --> 00:31:36,731 Your handwriting. 856 00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,132 What gives? 857 00:31:38,165 --> 00:31:39,299 - Tell her. 858 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,568 She's a little slow on the uptake. 859 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:45,973 Hugo's not Not Your Romeo. 860 00:31:46,006 --> 00:31:47,074 He is. 861 00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:49,711 - When I went to the debate prep meeting, 862 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,245 I saw it was you, 863 00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:52,614 that you were Juliet. 864 00:31:52,647 --> 00:31:56,283 I didn't want to jeopardize, whatever. 865 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,853 So I sent Hugo in to pretend to be me. 866 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,255 - Well... 867 00:32:01,288 --> 00:32:03,457 Consider our whatever jeopardized. 868 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:04,391 - That's a pretty good idea 869 00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:05,894 now that I've seen the real you. 870 00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:07,127 - Seen the real me? 871 00:32:07,161 --> 00:32:08,696 I opened up to you about my father. 872 00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:10,464 Things that nobody else knows about. 873 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:11,900 And the whole time you were lying to me 874 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:12,901 about who you were? 875 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,201 - I wasn't lying. 876 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:15,737 - Oh so what? 877 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,705 Dating me was just a way to get a leg up on the debate? 878 00:32:17,739 --> 00:32:18,573 You (grunts). 879 00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:23,177 I thought you were. (sobbing) 880 00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:29,851 (Kate scoffs) 881 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,118 (ambient music) 882 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:32,319 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 883 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:33,987 - [Woman] Who? 884 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,557 What was his name again? 885 00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:37,759 I can't remember. (laughing) 886 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:40,628 ♪ You told me I was special ♪ 887 00:32:40,662 --> 00:32:44,364 ♪ Didn't mean it or whatever ♪ 888 00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:47,669 ♪ I may have been sore ♪ 889 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:52,005 ♪ But I'm staring to feel better ♪ 890 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:53,775 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 891 00:32:53,808 --> 00:32:55,543 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 892 00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:59,012 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 893 00:32:59,046 --> 00:33:00,615 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 894 00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:02,483 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 895 00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:05,720 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 896 00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:07,354 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 897 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:10,290 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 898 00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:12,694 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 899 00:33:12,727 --> 00:33:14,328 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 900 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:17,164 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 901 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,099 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 902 00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:23,571 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 903 00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:31,713 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 904 00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:33,280 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 905 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:34,949 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 906 00:33:34,983 --> 00:33:38,720 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 907 00:33:38,753 --> 00:33:41,154 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 908 00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:44,091 - I've just never seen you so well groomed 909 00:33:44,124 --> 00:33:46,493 - Well, one should never neglect personal hygiene. 910 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:48,495 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 911 00:33:48,530 --> 00:33:49,797 - Right. 912 00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:51,064 Roommate for three years, 913 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:53,601 and not once did I see you make your bed. 914 00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:55,603 - I don't know what you're talking about. 915 00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:58,238 - Has she been dressing like this every day? 916 00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:00,107 - Hmm, every day. 917 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:01,241 She did the laundry. 918 00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,142 Mopped the floors. 919 00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:04,244 Scrubbed the toilets. 920 00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:05,345 I'm really frightened. 921 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:06,915 - Okay, um, yeah. 922 00:34:06,948 --> 00:34:09,517 And these are? 923 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:11,019 - Potential plans for the future. 924 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,687 Organized by cost, 925 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,255 time for delivery and feasibility in the current climate. 926 00:34:15,289 --> 00:34:18,993 - Hack into his financial aid and double his student loans? 927 00:34:19,027 --> 00:34:22,162 Hire an assassin on the dark web? 928 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:24,264 Develop an immunity to iocaine powder 929 00:34:24,298 --> 00:34:26,968 and challenge him to a battle of wits? 930 00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:29,336 - Yeah, I should put that one over here. 931 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:30,572 It's gonna take too much time. 932 00:34:30,605 --> 00:34:32,306 - Wow, you are really hurting. 933 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:35,108 This level of organization is well like, 934 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:36,310 your mother. - I know. 935 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:38,746 My rock bottom. - Hey! 936 00:34:39,681 --> 00:34:41,181 - [Kate And Micki] No offense. 937 00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:44,117 - It's just he hurt me. 938 00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:46,153 Is it wrong to fantasize about hurting him back? 939 00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:48,022 - As long as it stays in the world of fantasy. 940 00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:49,857 - Well, the real world solutions on the right. 941 00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,025 Fantasy on the left. 942 00:34:51,059 --> 00:34:52,359 - When are you coming back to campus? 943 00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:53,293 - I'm not. 944 00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:54,562 I've got a new career goal. 945 00:34:54,596 --> 00:34:56,064 - [Kate] What? Destroy Noah? 946 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,032 - Well, people have had fulfilling lives at less. 947 00:34:58,066 --> 00:34:59,534 - What happened to the carefree girl 948 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,501 that danced across campus? 949 00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:04,304 - I guess she found out people were watching after all. 950 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:08,042 - So the men win again? 951 00:35:08,076 --> 00:35:09,242 - What you talking about, Willis? 952 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,612 - Noah is on campus living his life 953 00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:11,445 like nothing ever happened. 954 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:12,647 He won. 955 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,181 He destroyed you. - He did not. 956 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:18,052 - But it's okay because you as a weak, feeble female, 957 00:35:18,086 --> 00:35:20,088 it was inevitable to end this way. 958 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,254 - You can't goad me. 959 00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:25,560 Okay, what should I do? 960 00:35:25,593 --> 00:35:27,061 - Okay, go back to your life. 961 00:35:27,929 --> 00:35:29,664 - Good point. 962 00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:32,066 Besides, then I can gear up for the debate 963 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:34,535 and humiliate him publicly. 964 00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:36,070 Good plan, Kate. 965 00:35:38,906 --> 00:35:41,643 (birds chirping) 966 00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:52,020 - Fancy meeting you here. 967 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:54,689 - You sent me a note saying, 968 00:35:54,722 --> 00:35:56,156 will you meet me at the archery range? 969 00:35:56,189 --> 00:35:57,859 - Yeah, that was me. 970 00:35:57,892 --> 00:36:00,327 - Which you threw at me as a paper airplane 971 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,030 during a lecture like an eight-year-old. 972 00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:04,164 - That is a bit of an exaggeration. 973 00:36:05,066 --> 00:36:06,134 - Will you meet me? 974 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,501 Check box, yes or no? 975 00:36:07,535 --> 00:36:08,903 You even wrote it in crayon. 976 00:36:08,936 --> 00:36:10,303 - Well, it's Elementary Ed 977 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:12,840 and I turn into a third grader in Elementary Ed. 978 00:36:12,874 --> 00:36:14,575 - What do you want? 979 00:36:14,609 --> 00:36:16,944 - Micki's miserable. - Good! 980 00:36:16,978 --> 00:36:19,614 - She's miserable because she really, really likes Noah 981 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:21,015 and she has a hard time hating someone 982 00:36:21,049 --> 00:36:22,583 that she really, really likes. 983 00:36:22,617 --> 00:36:23,751 - Double good. 984 00:36:23,785 --> 00:36:25,485 - Right. So how's Noah? 985 00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:28,623 That's what I thought. 986 00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:30,158 They're supposed to be together. 987 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,759 When they're apart, they're miserable. 988 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:34,595 And as long as they are miserable, I'm miserable. 989 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:37,497 - So what do you supposed to do about it? 990 00:36:37,532 --> 00:36:39,767 - Easy. (upbeat music) 991 00:36:39,801 --> 00:36:41,669 We bring them together. 992 00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:43,705 (upbeat music) 993 00:36:43,738 --> 00:36:46,206 (engine revving) 994 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,343 (people indistinctly chattering) 995 00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:52,947 - Shh! 996 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,651 (people indistinctly chattering) 997 00:36:56,684 --> 00:36:58,586 - [Kate] Whatever happens though, don't leave me. 998 00:36:58,619 --> 00:37:00,387 - I'm not gonna leave you with some creepy guy 999 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:01,823 as your study partner. 1000 00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:03,124 - Right and to be clear, 1001 00:37:03,157 --> 00:37:04,792 he was assigned to me for the project. 1002 00:37:04,826 --> 00:37:05,827 Not my choice. 1003 00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:07,061 - Yeah, I got you. 1004 00:37:07,095 --> 00:37:08,730 - Okay and sorry in advance. 1005 00:37:08,763 --> 00:37:10,464 - Sorry? For? 1006 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,301 What do you want? 1007 00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:17,739 - I believe you've met Hugo from my Elementary Ed class. 1008 00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:20,742 - He's the creepy guy I have to do the project with? 1009 00:37:20,775 --> 00:37:22,543 - I'm the creepy guy. 1010 00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,579 - And why is loiter-sack with him? 1011 00:37:24,612 --> 00:37:26,714 - Because I don't wanna be alone with you two. 1012 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:28,649 - I see why you didn't tell me who you were meeting. 1013 00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:29,617 I'm out. 1014 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:32,319 - Dude, I'm invoking bro code. 1015 00:37:32,352 --> 00:37:33,588 - Well, I'm out. - No, no, no. 1016 00:37:33,621 --> 00:37:36,323 I have to stay and when a girl needs a friend... 1017 00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:37,491 - Okay. - Hey. 1018 00:37:45,499 --> 00:37:46,901 - I feel sad for you. 1019 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:48,836 No sense of romance. 1020 00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:50,370 - Did you know that for most of history, 1021 00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:52,840 society thought of love as a horrible sickness? 1022 00:37:52,874 --> 00:37:54,108 - Really? 1023 00:37:54,142 --> 00:37:54,909 A disease that makes someone want to live 1024 00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:55,676 for another person? 1025 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:56,944 Sounds awful. 1026 00:37:56,978 --> 00:37:58,546 - It drives people to make stupid decisions. 1027 00:37:58,579 --> 00:37:59,614 - It drives people to do more 1028 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:00,882 than ever thought they could. 1029 00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:02,683 - Take Romeo and Juliet- - That's not a romance! 1030 00:38:02,717 --> 00:38:03,651 It's a tragedy. 1031 00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:04,886 - Their love was cut short. 1032 00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:06,187 - Because they made stupid decisions. 1033 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,121 Juliet should have married the man 1034 00:38:07,155 --> 00:38:08,656 her father picked for her. 1035 00:38:08,689 --> 00:38:10,758 - Oh, and live in a tragedy rather than die in a tragedy? 1036 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,026 Is that what you think? 1037 00:38:12,059 --> 00:38:13,393 We should go back to arranged marriages? 1038 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:14,361 - There are our worse things. 1039 00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:15,830 - Uh, guys. - Oh, wow. 1040 00:38:15,863 --> 00:38:17,330 Too bad we didn't stay together. 1041 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:19,499 I bet my dad could've gotten two cows and a chicken for me. 1042 00:38:19,534 --> 00:38:20,701 - Don't oversell yourself. - Noah. 1043 00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:22,369 - And don't undervalue freedom for women 1044 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:23,571 to choose their mate. 1045 00:38:23,604 --> 00:38:24,539 There are still plenty of countries 1046 00:38:24,572 --> 00:38:26,007 that sell women like cattle. 1047 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,009 - I'm not saying that! - Then what are you saying? 1048 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,610 - What I've been saying all along. 1049 00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:32,079 Romance makes people do stupid stuff. 1050 00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:34,115 - Like you dating me? - Like me dating you! 1051 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:37,652 (librarian clears throat) 1052 00:38:43,591 --> 00:38:46,694 (footsteps thudding) 1053 00:38:53,201 --> 00:38:54,135 (footsteps continue thudding) 1054 00:38:54,168 --> 00:38:55,435 - They let you publish this? 1055 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:57,638 - She practically forced them to. 1056 00:38:57,672 --> 00:39:02,009 - "Why all men are nauseating, a partial listing." 1057 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:03,911 It is two pages long. 1058 00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:05,980 - Yeah, that's why I said partial list. 1059 00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:09,050 - She has united the women and men. 1060 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,251 They both hate the paper. 1061 00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:12,720 - Oh honey. - I know, I know! 1062 00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:14,322 I was just so mad. 1063 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:15,857 - Don't make her angry. 1064 00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:18,159 You wouldn't like her when she writes when she's angry. 1065 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:19,160 - Thanks a lot. 1066 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:22,930 - Anyone up for breakfast at Tiffany's? 1067 00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:23,998 - Oh, sorry, girls. 1068 00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:25,233 But you are on your own tonight. 1069 00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:27,301 I have been invited to a university fundraiser. 1070 00:39:27,335 --> 00:39:28,970 - Oh, are we meeting teacher? 1071 00:39:29,003 --> 00:39:31,906 - No, I mean, he will be there, but not like that. 1072 00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:34,474 - (laughs) Does he still think you're one of the Hepburns? 1073 00:39:34,508 --> 00:39:38,312 - Yes, he is having a hard time keeping his lies straight. 1074 00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:40,248 I'm having trouble keeping up. 1075 00:39:40,281 --> 00:39:42,382 - Mick, breakfast at Tiffany's? 1076 00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:44,919 - Can't, just thought of more things to add the list. 1077 00:39:44,952 --> 00:39:47,054 This column is a two-parter. 1078 00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:48,990 (midtempo instrumental music) 1079 00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:50,524 - Keep an eye on her. 1080 00:39:50,558 --> 00:39:55,062 (midtempo instrumental music) 1081 00:39:55,096 --> 00:39:58,733 (phone keys clicking) 1082 00:39:58,766 --> 00:40:02,603 (midtempo instrumental music) 1083 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:09,644 (midtempo instrumental music continues) 1084 00:40:09,677 --> 00:40:12,313 - [Toni] I'm sorry, where am I supposed to park? 1085 00:40:12,346 --> 00:40:14,148 - Uh, you don't park, ma'am. 1086 00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:15,016 I park. 1087 00:40:17,218 --> 00:40:18,185 - Oh, right. 1088 00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:19,353 Of course. 1089 00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:23,224 (midtempo instrumental music) 1090 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:33,901 (midtempo instrumental music continues) 1091 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,942 (midtempo instrumental music continues) 1092 00:40:40,975 --> 00:40:45,947 (swanky jazz music) (people chattering) 1093 00:40:46,714 --> 00:40:49,583 (people laughing) 1094 00:40:49,617 --> 00:40:54,588 (swanky jazz music) (people chattering) 1095 00:41:00,995 --> 00:41:04,198 - Audrey, Oscar was just telling me about you. 1096 00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:06,267 - Right, I'm Audrey. 1097 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,500 Of course, I am. 1098 00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:08,636 And you are? 1099 00:41:08,669 --> 00:41:10,171 - Oh, so sorry. 1100 00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:14,842 Grace, Francis, president. (Toni nervously chuckles) 1101 00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,378 Of the university. 1102 00:41:17,411 --> 00:41:18,212 - Oh, right. Sorry. 1103 00:41:18,245 --> 00:41:19,347 Right, uh. 1104 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:20,514 So very nice to meet you. 1105 00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:22,783 - Pleasure is all mine. 1106 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:25,453 Oscar says you are considering 1107 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:28,823 a donation of a significant size. 1108 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:30,091 - Donation to? 1109 00:41:31,559 --> 00:41:33,427 Oh, right, I am at a fundraisers. 1110 00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:35,830 - You must tell me more about your father. 1111 00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:37,098 - Hmm? 1112 00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:39,499 - Oscar says he was a big Honeymooners fan. 1113 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,202 That's why they named you Audrey. 1114 00:41:41,235 --> 00:41:42,803 - I'm sorry, I'm not tracking. 1115 00:41:42,837 --> 00:41:44,772 - Audrey Meadows. 1116 00:41:44,805 --> 00:41:48,642 Your dad, the founder of Meadows Meats. 1117 00:41:48,676 --> 00:41:50,144 I'm sorry. 1118 00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:52,813 You are Audrey Meadows? 1119 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,051 - To the moon, Oscar. 1120 00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:58,452 To the moon. 1121 00:41:58,486 --> 00:42:01,155 (swanky jazz music) 1122 00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:02,857 - Can't believe I agreed to this. 1123 00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:04,358 - Your mother said get you outta the house. 1124 00:42:04,392 --> 00:42:05,826 This is out of the house. 1125 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,361 Besides, you've been looking forward to the screening 1126 00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:09,130 of you know, for ages. 1127 00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:11,065 - The Bakshi animated Lord of the Rings? 1128 00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:12,600 On the big screen? 1129 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:14,235 You're right, I'm excited. 1130 00:42:14,268 --> 00:42:15,504 - Here's our row. 1131 00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:16,637 (gentle music) 1132 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:18,305 - [Micki] Noah and Hugo? 1133 00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,540 - You have got to be kidding me. 1134 00:42:19,573 --> 00:42:21,175 - I am so out of here. 1135 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,576 Whoa. 1136 00:42:22,610 --> 00:42:23,778 - This will not be in theaters again in our lifetime. 1137 00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:25,613 - And we are gonna sit someplace- 1138 00:42:25,646 --> 00:42:28,816 - No, because this place is packed and these are our seats. 1139 00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,684 So come on, don't let him win. 1140 00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:34,455 Excuse us. (clears throat) 1141 00:42:34,488 --> 00:42:36,023 Excuse me. 1142 00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:39,493 (gentle music) 1143 00:42:39,528 --> 00:42:40,594 - You guys want some popcorn? 1144 00:42:40,628 --> 00:42:41,530 - No. - No! 1145 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:43,097 - I'd love some, starving. 1146 00:42:43,130 --> 00:42:44,632 Didn't have anything for dinner except, 1147 00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:47,034 you know, sarcasm and rants against men. 1148 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:48,469 - You had a double decker burger. 1149 00:42:48,502 --> 00:42:49,703 - Rants make me hungry. 1150 00:42:50,971 --> 00:42:51,906 - I'll split it with ya. 1151 00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:55,242 - Do you mind? - Yes, I do. 1152 00:42:55,276 --> 00:42:56,343 Switch seats with me. 1153 00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,045 - What? - Switch seats with me. 1154 00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:00,014 So I can get as much of that free popcorn as I want. 1155 00:43:00,047 --> 00:43:01,449 - I'm not switching seats with you. 1156 00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:03,250 - Hey, sit down. - Yeah. 1157 00:43:03,284 --> 00:43:05,786 Dude, you are getting between me and free food. 1158 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,154 Switch! - Move it. 1159 00:43:07,188 --> 00:43:08,422 - Okay. Okay. 1160 00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:11,125 (gentle music) 1161 00:43:13,928 --> 00:43:15,463 - Well played. 1162 00:43:15,496 --> 00:43:18,165 - Oh, yeah, no, I just really like popcorn. 1163 00:43:18,199 --> 00:43:19,967 - You know, the armrest is not solely for you. 1164 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,901 - Not yours either. 1165 00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:22,203 I paid just as much as you did. 1166 00:43:22,236 --> 00:43:23,704 - Come on. 1167 00:43:23,737 --> 00:43:28,109 I've waited 10 years to see this movie on the big screen. 1168 00:43:28,142 --> 00:43:30,044 - Great, got a manspreader next to me. 1169 00:43:30,077 --> 00:43:31,312 - Oh, you want me to manspread? 1170 00:43:31,345 --> 00:43:32,680 How's this? 1171 00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:33,614 - Typical. 1172 00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:34,648 - Of course, I'm typical. 1173 00:43:34,682 --> 00:43:35,783 All men are the same to you. 1174 00:43:35,816 --> 00:43:38,152 - I mean it, shut up. 1175 00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:40,522 - Why don't I mansplain what manspreading is to you? 1176 00:43:40,555 --> 00:43:42,056 It's when a man- 1177 00:43:42,089 --> 00:43:43,724 - You know, I'm gonna take some of that popcorn now. 1178 00:43:43,757 --> 00:43:44,792 - Whoa. 1179 00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:46,561 - This means war. - Hey! 1180 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,368 - When you say banned for life, 1181 00:43:54,401 --> 00:43:57,338 do you mean my life or your life? 1182 00:44:00,074 --> 00:44:00,875 Dang it. 1183 00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:03,310 I really liked this theater. 1184 00:44:12,587 --> 00:44:14,455 (air whooshing) - Plan C it is. 1185 00:44:17,057 --> 00:44:18,959 (pen scribbling) 1186 00:44:18,993 --> 00:44:19,960 - And the yellow? 1187 00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:23,397 - People who think I'm Audrey Hepburn. 1188 00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:24,899 Well, the first layer is people 1189 00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:26,100 who think I'm Audrey Hepburn. 1190 00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:28,903 The second layer are people connected 1191 00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:32,773 to the first who think, well, might think so. 1192 00:44:32,806 --> 00:44:35,409 - This is a lot of lies. - I know. 1193 00:44:35,442 --> 00:44:36,677 Think I have enough yarn? 1194 00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,647 - Not nearly. 1195 00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:42,316 Wait, 500,000 for the Meadows Complex? 1196 00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:44,985 - We might be funding a new athletic center. 1197 00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:47,121 Reminds me, you weren't planning on using both your kidneys, 1198 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,489 were you? 1199 00:44:48,523 --> 00:44:50,424 - Mom, this is too much. 1200 00:44:50,457 --> 00:44:51,593 - I know. 1201 00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:52,993 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1202 00:44:53,027 --> 00:44:53,928 - Me? 1203 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:55,262 I said do one crazy thing. 1204 00:44:55,296 --> 00:44:56,197 One. 1205 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:57,898 - It is like potato chips. 1206 00:44:57,932 --> 00:44:59,733 You can't stop at one. 1207 00:44:59,767 --> 00:45:02,504 - Well, I'll donate Kate's liver. 1208 00:45:02,537 --> 00:45:04,205 - Why, you still think she's setting you up? 1209 00:45:04,238 --> 00:45:05,739 - Something's going on with her. 1210 00:45:05,773 --> 00:45:08,142 - Maybe she just wants you happy. 1211 00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:09,009 - Maybe. 1212 00:45:09,877 --> 00:45:11,145 Purple? 1213 00:45:11,178 --> 00:45:13,515 - People think my name is Toni Sayers. 1214 00:45:13,548 --> 00:45:15,216 - I'm the only one that connects to. 1215 00:45:15,249 --> 00:45:17,418 - Special bond of mother and daughter. 1216 00:45:20,655 --> 00:45:23,257 (both sighing) 1217 00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:27,061 - I adore when professor Michael speaks. 1218 00:45:27,094 --> 00:45:28,429 - Don't be mean. 1219 00:45:28,462 --> 00:45:30,097 He's diagnosed with narcolepsy. 1220 00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:31,533 It's not his fault. 1221 00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:33,167 - Well, we get to sleep through his talks. 1222 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,269 It's only fair that he gets to, as well. 1223 00:45:36,504 --> 00:45:37,672 Oh, hey, Hugo! 1224 00:45:37,706 --> 00:45:39,608 Wait up! - Kate, what are you doing? 1225 00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:40,808 - Listen up. 1226 00:45:40,841 --> 00:45:41,875 Because I'm only going to admit this once 1227 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,377 and you are clueless. 1228 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,579 I like Hugo. 1229 00:45:44,613 --> 00:45:46,380 Like, like him, okay? 1230 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:48,282 And I've been trying to get his attention all week. 1231 00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,084 And you've been blowing it. 1232 00:45:50,117 --> 00:45:51,686 - Come on. - No, no, no, serious face. 1233 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,220 Believe me. 1234 00:45:53,254 --> 00:45:55,557 We are going to walk across campus together. 1235 00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:56,725 - Oh, no. 1236 00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:57,692 - And you are not going to cause a scene. 1237 00:45:57,726 --> 00:45:58,492 I repeat not. - I'm not going- 1238 00:45:58,526 --> 00:46:00,494 - Going to cause a scene 1239 00:46:00,528 --> 00:46:02,062 because you owe me this one. 1240 00:46:02,096 --> 00:46:03,197 Hmm? 1241 00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:04,064 - Fine. - Fine. 1242 00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:10,337 I think she bought it. 1243 00:46:12,707 --> 00:46:13,742 - Well, they're not fighting. 1244 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:15,442 So far so good. 1245 00:46:15,476 --> 00:46:16,310 - Yeah. 1246 00:46:17,311 --> 00:46:18,112 - You look cold. 1247 00:46:18,145 --> 00:46:19,113 Here, take this. 1248 00:46:19,146 --> 00:46:19,980 - No, thanks. - No, no, no. 1249 00:46:20,014 --> 00:46:20,848 - I'm fine. 1250 00:46:22,316 --> 00:46:25,085 - It's the kind of thing a guy would do for a lady he likes. 1251 00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,588 - Right. Right. 1252 00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:27,454 - Here. 1253 00:46:29,423 --> 00:46:31,760 - Crap, it might be real. 1254 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,494 - I was afraid of that. 1255 00:46:33,528 --> 00:46:35,162 - We gotta sell this, right? 1256 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:36,030 - Good point. 1257 00:46:37,231 --> 00:46:40,234 - Hugo doesn't fall easy, but when he does. 1258 00:46:40,267 --> 00:46:41,502 - Neither does Kate. 1259 00:46:41,536 --> 00:46:44,038 She has a general disdain for romance. 1260 00:46:44,071 --> 00:46:45,306 Hates my column. 1261 00:46:45,339 --> 00:46:47,875 Which makes her a good sounding board for it. 1262 00:46:47,908 --> 00:46:50,077 - If we really wanna sell it. 1263 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,082 (Kate and Hugo laughing) 1264 00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:57,619 - Hugo loves your column. 1265 00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:58,787 - You're kidding? 1266 00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:00,354 - He's the reason I wrote mine. 1267 00:47:00,387 --> 00:47:02,022 Came out of our arguments. 1268 00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:03,924 Still haven't won him over. 1269 00:47:03,957 --> 00:47:06,093 The dude's favorite movie is The Notebook. 1270 00:47:07,729 --> 00:47:09,698 - Kate said he was a hunter. 1271 00:47:09,731 --> 00:47:10,964 - So? 1272 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:13,233 People have been hunting since the dawn of time. 1273 00:47:13,267 --> 00:47:14,935 You don't think people with big hearts existed 1274 00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:17,838 before vegetarianism became a fad? 1275 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:19,840 - I'm just saying it doesn't fit the image. 1276 00:47:19,873 --> 00:47:21,041 - Stereotype much? 1277 00:47:22,242 --> 00:47:23,645 - I promised Kate we wouldn't fight. 1278 00:47:23,678 --> 00:47:25,846 How about we don't talk at all? 1279 00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:27,147 - It's a deal. 1280 00:47:27,181 --> 00:47:29,850 (upbeat music) 1281 00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:36,423 - Sure it won't hurt your romance when I 1282 00:47:36,457 --> 00:47:38,425 destroy Hugo's best friend tonight? 1283 00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,762 - Ha, I was actually hoping the two of you 1284 00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:42,896 would end this whole debate thing by now. 1285 00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:44,632 - (scoffs) Not in your life. 1286 00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:47,602 In a few hours, I get me some payback. 1287 00:47:47,635 --> 00:47:49,136 - Getting ready for a sound check. 1288 00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:51,673 Please speak in the volume you plan on using tonight. 1289 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:55,042 - Crushing defeat volume. 1290 00:47:55,075 --> 00:47:55,909 Got it? 1291 00:47:56,977 --> 00:47:58,513 Hold on, Mick. 1292 00:47:58,546 --> 00:47:59,346 (phone notification beeps) 1293 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:00,180 Something's up. 1294 00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:04,284 - We have to cancel. - What's going on? 1295 00:48:04,318 --> 00:48:06,621 - My folks? They um. 1296 00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:08,389 - His parents were in a car accident. 1297 00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:10,057 He's texting his brother right now. 1298 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:11,425 - Gosh, are they okay? 1299 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,628 - We don't, they were taken to the hospital. 1300 00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:14,962 Greg's been trying to get me... 1301 00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:16,063 (medical machine beeping) 1302 00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:17,030 We have to cancel. - Daddy? 1303 00:48:17,965 --> 00:48:20,702 (medical machine beeping rapidly) 1304 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:22,102 - [Toni] It's gonna be okay. 1305 00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:23,036 It's gonna be okay. 1306 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,806 (medical machine beeping) 1307 00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:26,273 - [Micki Voiceover] Daddy! 1308 00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:27,908 (medical machine flatlines) 1309 00:48:27,941 --> 00:48:29,276 - I have a car. - Can I borrow it? 1310 00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:30,244 - You're in no condition. 1311 00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:31,478 I'll drive. 1312 00:48:31,513 --> 00:48:33,548 - It's four hours away. - I said I'm driving. 1313 00:48:33,581 --> 00:48:34,749 Get him packed. 1314 00:48:34,783 --> 00:48:36,016 Make sure he has things like a phone, 1315 00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,685 a wallet, overnight stuff. - Got it. 1316 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:40,755 - Tell Murrow, I'll get mom's car. 1317 00:48:40,789 --> 00:48:43,457 - Okay, yeah, but we'll first, we'll just... 1318 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:46,960 (somber reflective music) 1319 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,739 (somber reflective music continues) 1320 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:06,013 (car engine revving) 1321 00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:09,551 (somber reflective music) 1322 00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:19,026 - Thanks. - No problem. 1323 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:22,162 You sure you're gonna be okay? 1324 00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:27,167 - Yeah, my brother will take me home. 1325 00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:31,739 - Well, text me with any updates 1326 00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:35,209 and I'll see you back on campus. 1327 00:49:39,881 --> 00:49:41,248 - I don't... 1328 00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:42,817 I mean... 1329 00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:44,351 - That's what friends are for. 1330 00:49:52,226 --> 00:49:55,429 (tense music) 1331 00:49:55,462 --> 00:49:58,465 (reflective music) 1332 00:50:00,869 --> 00:50:03,538 (Micki sobbing) 1333 00:50:04,906 --> 00:50:07,909 (reflective music) 1334 00:50:13,882 --> 00:50:18,753 ♪ When I'm in pieces ♪ 1335 00:50:18,786 --> 00:50:23,357 ♪ You find a way to put me back together ♪ 1336 00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:27,729 ♪ I kept it a secret ♪ 1337 00:50:27,762 --> 00:50:32,266 ♪ So nobody knew that I could be better ♪ 1338 00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:36,871 ♪ So will you hold on when I can't be strong ♪ 1339 00:50:36,905 --> 00:50:41,509 ♪ There's nothing left to do on my own ♪ 1340 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:43,645 ♪ I'm holding my breath ♪ 1341 00:50:43,678 --> 00:50:45,947 ♪ I'm giving my best ♪ 1342 00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:50,117 ♪ But I can't do this without you ♪ 1343 00:50:51,653 --> 00:50:52,954 - Hey, any word? 1344 00:50:55,322 --> 00:50:57,291 - They're out of the woods. - Okay. 1345 00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:59,192 - His dad's home already. 1346 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:00,728 His mom comes home tomorrow. 1347 00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:02,329 - Oh, thank God. 1348 00:51:02,362 --> 00:51:05,065 - Noah's gonna stay there for another week, 1349 00:51:05,098 --> 00:51:06,000 help Greg out. 1350 00:51:09,537 --> 00:51:13,041 Notice how we pray a lot more when bad things happen? 1351 00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:16,010 - Lewis's megaphone. 1352 00:51:17,512 --> 00:51:21,649 - Except when I was angry at Noah, I stopped praying. 1353 00:51:21,683 --> 00:51:24,151 I didn't talk to God at all. 1354 00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:26,286 (reflective music) 1355 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,722 - Why do you think that is? 1356 00:51:29,691 --> 00:51:31,158 - Because I knew in my heart, 1357 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:33,528 that God would tell me to just grow up. 1358 00:51:33,561 --> 00:51:38,566 (Micki sobbing) (reflective music) 1359 00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:42,604 ♪ I need you beside me ♪ 1360 00:51:42,637 --> 00:51:44,939 ♪ I'm tired of fighting ♪ 1361 00:51:44,973 --> 00:51:49,276 ♪ I just want to be right where you are ♪ 1362 00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:51,646 ♪ 'Cause right now I'm drowning ♪ 1363 00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:54,015 ♪ I'm lucky you found me ♪ 1364 00:51:54,048 --> 00:51:58,251 ♪ You pick me up when my world falls apart ♪ 1365 00:51:58,285 --> 00:52:00,788 (gentle music) 1366 00:52:03,256 --> 00:52:04,291 - Mom? - Huh? 1367 00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:05,994 - Tell me again how you met dad. 1368 00:52:06,027 --> 00:52:07,461 - Oh, boy. 1369 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:11,733 I was doing books for the company he worked for. 1370 00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:13,001 I had to go into the office 1371 00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:15,870 because he was missing receipts from a trip. 1372 00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:17,371 - Now, hold on. 1373 00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:19,373 I thought you said you met dad at an office party. 1374 00:52:19,406 --> 00:52:21,075 - No, the Christmas party 1375 00:52:21,109 --> 00:52:24,244 was when I realized that I was in love with your father. 1376 00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:26,080 I met him in his office. 1377 00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:28,816 - I always thought this was a love at first sight thing. 1378 00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:31,184 - Oh, heavens, no. 1379 00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:33,588 Your dad was so irritating when I met him. 1380 00:52:33,621 --> 00:52:37,125 He could not hold onto a receipt to save his life. 1381 00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:38,593 - How? 1382 00:52:38,626 --> 00:52:41,495 How long did you know him before you guys fell in love? 1383 00:52:41,529 --> 00:52:43,931 - It was about six months for me. 1384 00:52:43,965 --> 00:52:48,168 Well, he says it was love from day one for him, 1385 00:52:48,201 --> 00:52:49,103 which I doubt. 1386 00:52:49,137 --> 00:52:51,739 I was his nemesis. (laughing) 1387 00:52:51,773 --> 00:52:54,876 - Can't see you two as nemeses, nemosis 1388 00:52:54,909 --> 00:52:56,209 or whatever. (laughs) 1389 00:52:56,243 --> 00:52:58,445 - Well I dogged him so bad. 1390 00:52:58,478 --> 00:53:00,414 He claimed after the fact 1391 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:02,083 that he was sloppy with the books 1392 00:53:02,116 --> 00:53:05,485 just to get me to see him all the time. 1393 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,988 - But it wasn't true? 1394 00:53:07,021 --> 00:53:08,656 - Oh, he could not keep his checking account straight 1395 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:10,290 after we were married, so no. 1396 00:53:11,491 --> 00:53:13,861 - Can't see you two as opposites in anything. 1397 00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:16,496 - Product of a selective memory, hun. 1398 00:53:16,531 --> 00:53:17,431 Think about it. 1399 00:53:17,464 --> 00:53:18,800 And I am sure you will remember 1400 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:21,301 all kinds of ways that we did not align. 1401 00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:23,805 - I thought you guys were in love. 1402 00:53:23,838 --> 00:53:24,672 - We were, 1403 00:53:26,074 --> 00:53:28,543 just not the kind of love you're thinking about. 1404 00:53:28,576 --> 00:53:31,378 See, romance stories are just misleading 1405 00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:34,182 'cause they're all about how two people get together. 1406 00:53:35,315 --> 00:53:37,819 - Okay, but isn't that what romance is? 1407 00:53:37,852 --> 00:53:40,154 I mean, Romeo sees Juliet across the room 1408 00:53:40,188 --> 00:53:42,056 and his heart is gone. 1409 00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:44,659 - Ah, until the next week when he realizes 1410 00:53:44,692 --> 00:53:48,328 Juliet farts, snores and hogs the blankets. 1411 00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:49,764 - I didn't realize you hated romance. 1412 00:53:49,797 --> 00:53:51,599 - I love romance. 1413 00:53:51,632 --> 00:53:53,534 Just not that cotton candy kind. 1414 00:53:54,936 --> 00:53:59,540 Real romance is two people working on themselves, 1415 00:54:00,641 --> 00:54:01,542 on their relationship with each other, 1416 00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:02,877 on their relationship with God. 1417 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,045 - But love shouldn't be work. 1418 00:54:04,078 --> 00:54:06,246 - But love is work. 1419 00:54:06,279 --> 00:54:07,782 A willingness to work. 1420 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:11,219 God loves us, yeah? - Duh. 1421 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,887 - Easy for Him? 1422 00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:16,256 - Point taken. 1423 00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:17,992 We certainly don't make it easy. 1424 00:54:18,025 --> 00:54:18,893 - Umm hmm. 1425 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:22,130 - So have you hated my column this whole time? 1426 00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:24,132 - Oh, I adore your column. 1427 00:54:25,499 --> 00:54:28,202 Just thought it was naive. - Hmm. 1428 00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:32,039 - Almost as naive as Noah's responses. 1429 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:36,043 Ah, which reminds me I need to continue 1430 00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:39,881 removing the detritus of my own naivete. 1431 00:54:39,914 --> 00:54:42,382 - What you gonna do once that wall is cleaned up? 1432 00:54:43,518 --> 00:54:45,686 - Make an appointment with my professor. 1433 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,155 - Eh. - Hmm hmm. 1434 00:54:47,188 --> 00:54:49,757 (gentle music) 1435 00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:55,530 (Toni sighs) 1436 00:54:58,065 --> 00:54:58,900 - Hey! 1437 00:55:00,201 --> 00:55:01,269 - Hey. 1438 00:55:01,301 --> 00:55:03,604 - So, you're back? 1439 00:55:03,638 --> 00:55:06,406 - Apparently, I have a big debate to attend tomorrow. 1440 00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:08,509 - Oh, of course. 1441 00:55:08,543 --> 00:55:09,944 Saw the video of your mom. 1442 00:55:09,977 --> 00:55:11,344 She's moving around real good. 1443 00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:13,014 Ready for the dance floor. 1444 00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:14,782 - Got your likes. 1445 00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,584 Mom laughed at your comment. 1446 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:17,618 - It was stupid. 1447 00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:20,420 - Good to see her laughing. 1448 00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:24,892 So I've been... - Yeah. 1449 00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:26,861 Yeah, me too. 1450 00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:28,729 - Listen. 1451 00:55:29,730 --> 00:55:30,798 Thank you for everything. 1452 00:55:30,832 --> 00:55:31,799 - Oh, it's nothing. 1453 00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:33,366 Anyone would- - No, listen. 1454 00:55:35,069 --> 00:55:37,538 Thank you, for everything. 1455 00:55:38,739 --> 00:55:41,809 - You're welcome. (reflective music) 1456 00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:48,683 - So that stupid promise to do one wild thing snowballed. 1457 00:55:48,716 --> 00:55:50,585 I have no idea why I kept it up. 1458 00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:53,855 - Thank you for telling me. 1459 00:55:53,888 --> 00:55:55,723 - You don't seem too surprised. 1460 00:55:55,756 --> 00:55:56,657 - Oh, no. 1461 00:55:56,691 --> 00:55:58,292 I knew who you were all along. 1462 00:55:58,326 --> 00:55:59,794 That first day in the hall, 1463 00:55:59,827 --> 00:56:02,462 you showed me your form with the room number on it and- 1464 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,464 - And my name was on the form. 1465 00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:05,900 - Your name was on the form. 1466 00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:08,202 - And you didn't say anything because? 1467 00:56:08,236 --> 00:56:09,704 - Well, I was a little confused 1468 00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:11,272 when you didn't answer the roll call, 1469 00:56:11,305 --> 00:56:13,473 but, uh, you were just so cute 1470 00:56:13,507 --> 00:56:15,142 when you told me you were Betty White. 1471 00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:17,178 - I'm so embarrassed. 1472 00:56:17,211 --> 00:56:18,445 Wait, hold up. 1473 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:20,413 You told people I was other people. 1474 00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:22,116 - Oh yeah, that was fun. 1475 00:56:22,149 --> 00:56:23,050 Don't worry. 1476 00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:24,585 They were all all in on it. 1477 00:56:24,619 --> 00:56:26,453 Nobody thinks you're either Katherine or Audrey Hepburn. 1478 00:56:26,486 --> 00:56:28,155 - Or Audrey Meadows. 1479 00:56:28,189 --> 00:56:29,924 - No, the president does think you're the heir 1480 00:56:29,957 --> 00:56:31,025 to the Meadows fortune. 1481 00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,260 - Oh, that's okay. 1482 00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:33,861 My daughter doesn't need her kidneys. 1483 00:56:33,895 --> 00:56:35,096 - One more confession. 1484 00:56:36,264 --> 00:56:38,132 I haven't read any of your essays. 1485 00:56:38,165 --> 00:56:40,101 - Oh, that cannot be quality instruction. 1486 00:56:40,134 --> 00:56:43,871 - I sensed a chemistry between us, 1487 00:56:43,905 --> 00:56:45,106 wouldn't be right to grade you. 1488 00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:48,542 So I had Dr. Marcus grade all your essays. 1489 00:56:48,576 --> 00:56:49,409 - Nobel of you. 1490 00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:52,947 - He thinks you have potential. 1491 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:54,015 - He has taste. 1492 00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:58,485 - Followed by two minutes of rebuttal. 1493 00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:00,420 And then we'll end with five minutes summations. 1494 00:57:00,453 --> 00:57:02,023 Good? 1495 00:57:02,056 --> 00:57:02,890 All right. 1496 00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:03,758 Micki? 1497 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:05,760 Call it. 1498 00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:06,627 - Heads. 1499 00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:10,463 - Heads it is, your choice. 1500 00:57:10,497 --> 00:57:11,332 - I go first. 1501 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,834 - Have a good debate. 1502 00:57:16,170 --> 00:57:17,437 - Break a leg. 1503 00:57:17,470 --> 00:57:18,306 - You, too. 1504 00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:21,242 - Hey, before this turns into whatever, 1505 00:57:21,275 --> 00:57:22,910 you free Monday night? 1506 00:57:22,944 --> 00:57:25,212 - Wow, that's a distraction tactic. 1507 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:26,714 - No, not a date. 1508 00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:28,950 Sorry, I found a copy of Bakshi's Lord of the Rings 1509 00:57:28,983 --> 00:57:30,885 and Gary, my friend over in media, 1510 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:33,020 says the screening room is open on Monday. 1511 00:57:34,021 --> 00:57:35,089 Just for you, not me. 1512 00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:36,324 Not a date. 1513 00:57:36,357 --> 00:57:37,425 A chance for you to see it on the big screen. 1514 00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:40,194 'Cause I kind of ruined the last- 1515 00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:42,430 Nevermind. 1516 00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:43,264 This was stupid. 1517 00:57:43,297 --> 00:57:44,532 - No, it's sweet. 1518 00:57:45,399 --> 00:57:46,233 Thank you. 1519 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,669 - Without further ado, 1520 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:50,871 Mikayla Sayers and Noah Haynes. 1521 00:57:50,905 --> 00:57:53,473 (audience clapping) 1522 00:57:53,507 --> 00:57:54,642 Opening statements. 1523 00:57:54,675 --> 00:57:55,776 Sayers will begin. 1524 00:57:56,711 --> 00:57:58,112 - Thank you, Dr. Murrow. 1525 00:57:58,145 --> 00:58:00,314 And thank you all for attending. 1526 00:58:00,348 --> 00:58:02,850 And thank you Noah for helping me change my mind 1527 00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:04,118 about what to do tonight. 1528 00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:08,823 Before I begin, I never apologized to Hugo. 1529 00:58:08,856 --> 00:58:10,958 What I did that day in the student center was mean 1530 00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,727 and uncalled for. 1531 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,761 Please forgive me. 1532 00:58:17,765 --> 00:58:20,901 Tonight, we are here to debate romance. 1533 00:58:22,069 --> 00:58:23,337 We each hope to destroy the other 1534 00:58:23,371 --> 00:58:25,539 through our verbal gymnastics. 1535 00:58:25,573 --> 00:58:27,375 Two orators enter the ring, 1536 00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:30,077 only one gets out alive. (gentle music) 1537 00:58:30,111 --> 00:58:32,813 The entire idea of what we're doing here tonight 1538 00:58:32,847 --> 00:58:35,916 proves that we have no clue what we're talking about. 1539 00:58:35,950 --> 00:58:40,287 The very idea of love is, is not this. 1540 00:58:40,321 --> 00:58:43,524 Love is not about crushing the other. 1541 00:58:43,557 --> 00:58:44,925 It's not about bragging rights, 1542 00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:47,128 who's right or even who's best. 1543 00:58:47,161 --> 00:58:50,364 Tearing someone down, demanding a surrender, 1544 00:58:50,398 --> 00:58:52,099 that isn't love. 1545 00:58:52,133 --> 00:58:54,035 It's not about winning. 1546 00:58:54,068 --> 00:58:57,304 If there is winning and losing in love, then it isn't love. 1547 00:58:58,439 --> 00:59:02,009 So maybe we should stop looking for romance 1548 00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:03,577 and look for love instead. 1549 00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:06,814 Because love is about communication. 1550 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:09,417 It's about listening more than talking. 1551 00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:11,952 Love is about the other. 1552 00:59:11,986 --> 00:59:14,523 Love is about what's best for all. 1553 00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:15,689 Love believes. 1554 00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:16,857 Love hopes. 1555 00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:20,761 So, here's my proposal. 1556 00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:22,396 Let's skip the debate. 1557 00:59:22,430 --> 00:59:25,032 Admit right now that it's pointless. 1558 00:59:25,066 --> 00:59:28,069 Instead, let's have a conversation, 1559 00:59:28,102 --> 00:59:30,671 starting with, I don't know, 1560 00:59:30,704 --> 00:59:33,074 starting with, here's what I hope, 1561 00:59:33,107 --> 00:59:35,342 starting with, what do you think? 1562 00:59:36,777 --> 00:59:39,647 So, what do you think? 1563 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,117 (gentle music) 1564 00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:44,519 - Let's do it. 1565 00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:47,221 (gentle music) 1566 00:59:55,196 --> 00:59:56,664 - Okay, scary time. 1567 00:59:56,697 --> 00:59:57,566 Listening. 1568 00:59:57,598 --> 00:59:59,400 You all talk to us. 1569 00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:00,601 What is love? 1570 01:00:02,537 --> 01:00:03,771 - She's serious. 1571 01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:05,306 Tell us what you're thinking. 1572 01:00:05,339 --> 01:00:06,240 What is love? 1573 01:00:08,342 --> 01:00:11,445 - I mean, God, right? 1574 01:00:11,479 --> 01:00:12,780 - Safe answer. 1575 01:00:12,813 --> 01:00:14,516 Let's go deeper. 1576 01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:16,283 - My grandfather. 1577 01:00:16,317 --> 01:00:17,519 - What about him? 1578 01:00:17,552 --> 01:00:19,521 - He left everything to come to this country. 1579 01:00:19,554 --> 01:00:22,456 I mean, everything, just to give his family a better life. 1580 01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,859 - Sacrifice, yeah, now, we're talking. 1581 01:00:24,892 --> 01:00:26,660 And that ties into your safe answer, right? 1582 01:00:26,694 --> 01:00:28,229 Love sacrifices. 1583 01:00:29,096 --> 01:00:30,331 What else have ya got? 1584 01:00:30,364 --> 01:00:31,899 - Where you going? 1585 01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:32,733 - They got this. 1586 01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:34,201 Our work here is done. 1587 01:00:34,235 --> 01:00:35,537 - Oh, okay. 1588 01:00:35,570 --> 01:00:37,506 Well, what does that mean? 1589 01:00:37,539 --> 01:00:38,772 - It means we don't have to pretend 1590 01:00:38,806 --> 01:00:40,741 to like each other anymore. 1591 01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:42,843 Thank you for your service. 1592 01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:43,944 (gentle music) 1593 01:00:43,978 --> 01:00:45,212 - Oh. 1594 01:00:45,246 --> 01:00:47,882 (gentle music) 1595 01:00:50,751 --> 01:00:55,723 (paper plane thuds) (pensive music) 1596 01:00:58,759 --> 01:00:59,960 Oh. 1597 01:00:59,994 --> 01:01:02,631 (pensive music) 1598 01:01:03,898 --> 01:01:05,499 - Your kid is doing great. 1599 01:01:05,534 --> 01:01:06,667 You should really be proud. 1600 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:09,136 - Oh, I am, very much so. 1601 01:01:09,170 --> 01:01:11,105 Listen, all this talk of romance, 1602 01:01:11,138 --> 01:01:13,440 I feel like there's something I should clear up. 1603 01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:14,576 - Oh, and just when our relationship 1604 01:01:14,609 --> 01:01:16,210 was starting to feel so normal. 1605 01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:18,879 - Yeah, okay, um. 1606 01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:22,750 You said earlier something about chemistry between us 1607 01:01:22,783 --> 01:01:24,919 and I kind of let that slide. 1608 01:01:24,952 --> 01:01:29,390 The thing is, yes, there is this chemistry, 1609 01:01:29,423 --> 01:01:30,625 but I can't, 1610 01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:32,627 it has been a while since my husband died 1611 01:01:32,661 --> 01:01:36,230 and I am getting there, but I am just not there yet. 1612 01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:37,164 - No, I'm sorry. 1613 01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:39,466 I should have been more clear. 1614 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,068 I can't date you. 1615 01:01:41,101 --> 01:01:42,571 I'm your professor. 1616 01:01:42,604 --> 01:01:47,241 Ethics apply, even students who are closer to my own age. 1617 01:01:48,142 --> 01:01:49,410 - (laughs) Right, of course. 1618 01:01:49,443 --> 01:01:50,978 I just didn't wanna read too much into- 1619 01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,814 - As long as you're in my class, well then- 1620 01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:54,982 - No, message received. 1621 01:01:59,453 --> 01:02:00,721 - Just do me one favor. 1622 01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:01,590 - Of course. 1623 01:02:03,924 --> 01:02:05,926 - Don't take my class next semester. 1624 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,029 (light upbeat music) 1625 01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:15,469 - I can do that. (laughs) 1626 01:02:15,502 --> 01:02:18,172 (upbeat music) 1627 01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,513 - [Noah] Hey, there. 1628 01:02:25,547 --> 01:02:26,648 - Thanks for coming. 1629 01:02:26,681 --> 01:02:27,616 - Good talk last night. 1630 01:02:27,649 --> 01:02:29,283 So much better than a debate. 1631 01:02:29,316 --> 01:02:30,818 - Yeah, I thought so too. 1632 01:02:30,851 --> 01:02:32,687 - And congratulations on the scholarship. 1633 01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:34,589 Prof Murrow called me this morning with the news. 1634 01:02:34,623 --> 01:02:36,056 - Noah, I'm so sorry. 1635 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:38,125 - If I learned anything from our debate, 1636 01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:39,493 it's to be happy for you. 1637 01:02:39,527 --> 01:02:40,729 - Thanks. 1638 01:02:40,761 --> 01:02:41,895 So? - So. 1639 01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:44,064 - Not at all awkward. (laughing) 1640 01:02:44,098 --> 01:02:45,499 - I'll start. 1641 01:02:45,533 --> 01:02:47,702 I'm hoping you asked to meet, to maybe talk about us? 1642 01:02:47,736 --> 01:02:49,704 - Yeah, I'm not ready to dive back 1643 01:02:49,738 --> 01:02:51,238 into a boyfriend girlfriend thing. 1644 01:02:51,272 --> 01:02:52,806 I mean, there's still a lot I need to think about. 1645 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,441 - Right, no, me, too. 1646 01:02:54,475 --> 01:02:56,844 - But I was hoping maybe we could start again 1647 01:02:56,877 --> 01:02:58,479 with a clean slate. 1648 01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,147 - Can the clean slate begin with dinner? 1649 01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:01,482 - It's like you read my mind. 1650 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:02,717 - You did ask to meet at the bistro 1651 01:03:02,751 --> 01:03:04,619 so it wasn't that far of a leap. 1652 01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:06,420 (gentle music) 1653 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:07,921 - Oh, and just to clarify, 1654 01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:09,290 that quote from the day we met, 1655 01:03:09,323 --> 01:03:11,593 it's Silmarillion, I checked. 1656 01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:13,494 - At least I was right that it was Tolkien. 1657 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,763 - You were right. 1658 01:03:14,795 --> 01:03:16,765 It was Tolkien from the start! (laughs) 1659 01:03:16,797 --> 01:03:18,399 - Hey, uh, nerds. 1660 01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:19,534 Go get your own table. 1661 01:03:20,769 --> 01:03:23,672 - Yeah, we are so out of here. 1662 01:03:23,705 --> 01:03:25,806 Yeah, let's go. (gentle music) 1663 01:03:25,839 --> 01:03:27,274 - They are such book geeks. 1664 01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:30,144 So now, where were we? 1665 01:03:30,177 --> 01:03:31,780 - Favorite archers in literature, 1666 01:03:31,812 --> 01:03:34,081 left off with Katniss. - Legolas. 1667 01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:35,583 - No way. 1668 01:03:35,617 --> 01:03:36,850 You only thought of that because of the book nerds. 1669 01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:38,452 - Uh, so? Your turn. 1670 01:03:40,421 --> 01:03:41,855 - Clint Barton. 1671 01:03:41,889 --> 01:03:43,824 - Do comics really count as literature? 1672 01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:45,059 - Duh. 1673 01:03:45,092 --> 01:03:46,260 Just because you add art to the words 1674 01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:47,828 doesn't make the words any less literature. 1675 01:03:47,861 --> 01:03:49,029 - Fine, Susan Pevensie. 1676 01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:51,131 - (laughing) Nerd. 1677 01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:54,435 (gentle music) 1678 01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:57,071 (upbeat music) 1679 01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:04,679 (upbeat music continues) 1680 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:14,622 (upbeat music continues) 1681 01:04:22,530 --> 01:04:25,933 (upbeat music continues) 1682 01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:35,643 (upbeat music continues) 1683 01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:45,787 (upbeat music continues) 1684 01:04:52,259 --> 01:04:55,663 (upbeat music continues) 1685 01:05:02,102 --> 01:05:05,540 (upbeat music continues) 1686 01:05:12,413 --> 01:05:15,817 (upbeat music continues) 1687 01:05:22,322 --> 01:05:25,760 (upbeat music continues) 1688 01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:36,003 (engine whirring) 1689 01:05:37,505 --> 01:05:38,840 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1690 01:05:38,873 --> 01:05:40,508 - [Woman] Who? 1691 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,075 What was his name again? 1692 01:05:42,109 --> 01:05:44,111 I can't remember. (laughing) 1693 01:05:44,144 --> 01:05:47,181 ♪ You told me I was special ♪ 1694 01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:50,919 ♪ Didn't mean it or whatever ♪ 1695 01:05:50,951 --> 01:05:54,288 ♪ I may have been sore ♪ 1696 01:05:54,321 --> 01:05:58,660 ♪ But I'm starting to feel better ♪ 1697 01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,260 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1698 01:06:00,294 --> 01:06:01,995 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1699 01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:05,466 ♪ The sky's the limit and I got other responsibilities ♪ 1700 01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,167 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1701 01:06:07,201 --> 01:06:09,036 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1702 01:06:09,069 --> 01:06:12,239 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1703 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:13,908 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1704 01:06:13,942 --> 01:06:16,744 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1705 01:06:16,778 --> 01:06:19,213 ♪ I'm signing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1706 01:06:19,246 --> 01:06:20,882 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1707 01:06:20,915 --> 01:06:23,751 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1708 01:06:23,785 --> 01:06:25,854 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1709 01:06:25,887 --> 01:06:30,290 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1710 01:06:33,026 --> 01:06:35,930 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1711 01:06:35,964 --> 01:06:39,767 ♪ I don't need you no more, ever ♪ 1712 01:06:39,801 --> 01:06:42,871 ♪ Cruising in my own lane ♪ 1713 01:06:42,904 --> 01:06:47,174 ♪ Finally got it all together ♪ 1714 01:06:47,207 --> 01:06:48,977 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1715 01:06:49,009 --> 01:06:50,745 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1716 01:06:50,778 --> 01:06:54,147 ♪ The sky's the limit and I got other responsibilities ♪ 1717 01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:55,884 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1718 01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:57,785 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1719 01:06:57,819 --> 01:07:00,722 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1720 01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:02,624 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1721 01:07:02,657 --> 01:07:05,492 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1722 01:07:05,527 --> 01:07:07,662 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1723 01:07:07,695 --> 01:07:09,564 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1724 01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:12,399 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1725 01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:14,334 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1726 01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:16,436 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1727 01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:19,841 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1728 01:07:19,874 --> 01:07:21,609 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1729 01:07:21,643 --> 01:07:22,944 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1730 01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:26,915 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1731 01:07:26,948 --> 01:07:28,516 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1732 01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:29,884 ♪ I try to save face ♪ 1733 01:07:29,918 --> 01:07:31,986 ♪ But you're not worth my second chances ♪ 1734 01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:35,557 ♪ So baby, you've been holding me for ransom ♪ 1735 01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:38,927 ♪ It's so much better alone with me, myself and I ♪ 1736 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:43,965 ♪ So I'm gonna keep singing, bye, baby, bye ♪ 1737 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:47,669 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1738 01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:51,305 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1739 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:55,075 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1740 01:07:55,108 --> 01:07:56,744 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1741 01:07:56,778 --> 01:07:58,580 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1742 01:07:58,613 --> 01:08:02,050 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 1743 01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:03,651 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1744 01:08:03,685 --> 01:08:05,520 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1745 01:08:05,553 --> 01:08:08,656 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1746 01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:10,457 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1747 01:08:10,490 --> 01:08:13,427 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1748 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:15,563 ♪ Singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1749 01:08:15,597 --> 01:08:17,230 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1750 01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:20,400 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1751 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:22,202 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1752 01:08:22,235 --> 01:08:26,641 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1753 01:08:29,443 --> 01:08:32,479 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1754 01:08:32,513 --> 01:08:36,350 ♪ I don't need you no more, ever ♪ 1755 01:08:36,383 --> 01:08:39,386 ♪ Cruising in my own lane ♪ 1756 01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:43,725 ♪ Finally got it all together ♪ 1757 01:08:43,758 --> 01:08:45,492 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1758 01:08:45,526 --> 01:08:47,227 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1759 01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:50,732 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 1760 01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:52,466 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1761 01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:54,468 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1762 01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:57,471 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1763 01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,073 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1764 01:08:59,107 --> 01:09:01,876 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1765 01:09:01,909 --> 01:09:04,244 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1766 01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:06,080 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1767 01:09:06,114 --> 01:09:08,883 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1768 01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:11,151 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1769 01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:13,054 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1770 01:09:13,087 --> 01:09:16,390 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1771 01:09:16,423 --> 01:09:18,092 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1772 01:09:18,126 --> 01:09:19,627 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1773 01:09:19,661 --> 01:09:23,497 ("Bye Bye Bye" by Brooke Daniel Way) 1774 01:09:23,531 --> 01:09:25,066 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1775 01:09:25,099 --> 01:09:26,333 ♪ I try to save face ♪ 1776 01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:28,502 ♪ But you're not worth my second chances ♪ 1777 01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:31,973 ♪ So baby, you've been holding me for ransom ♪ 1778 01:09:32,006 --> 01:09:35,409 ♪ I'm so much better alone with me, myself and I ♪ 1779 01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:40,447 ♪ So I'm gonna keep singing, bye, baby, bye ♪ 1780 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:47,755 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1781 01:09:48,523 --> 01:09:51,659 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1782 01:09:51,693 --> 01:09:53,360 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1783 01:09:53,393 --> 01:09:55,195 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1784 01:09:55,228 --> 01:09:58,599 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 1785 01:09:58,633 --> 01:10:00,267 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1786 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:02,036 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1787 01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:05,272 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1788 01:10:05,305 --> 01:10:06,874 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1789 01:10:06,908 --> 01:10:09,977 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1790 01:10:10,011 --> 01:10:12,146 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1791 01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:13,848 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1792 01:10:13,881 --> 01:10:17,018 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1793 01:10:17,051 --> 01:10:19,153 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1794 01:10:19,187 --> 01:10:21,254 ♪ Bye, baby, bye ♪ 1795 01:10:21,288 --> 01:10:24,192 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1796 01:10:24,224 --> 01:10:26,894 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪